Guess which one!!!

a) My foot caught on fire.
b) I recieved 12 porn emails.
c) A young lady told me she would like to date me.
d) I took 42 pages of notes (front and back) at a seminar.
e) My mouse broke. [img]images/smiles/converted/frown.gif[/img]
f) I ran out of clean underwear.
g) I sang Adam Sandler’s "Hanukkuh Song" the entire wat through.
h) My new car stereo speaker busted.
i) I read a book about Hitler.
j) I finally got my fingers to do that live long and prosper thing.
k) My printer ran out of paper.
l) My [other] foot caught on fire.
m) I made humourous comments about Linux.
n) I made a modification to Windows NT4.0 that allows USB support.
o) I learned to play Cribbage.
p) I discussed the song "Jimmy Crack Corn" and whether it’s about slavery or drugs.
q) I actually ate a bologna burger.
r) My band played their first gig.
s) I disconnected my local phone service.
t) I told a friend about J. Mascis & The Fog.
u) Two words: egg roll.
v) From a mountain of Univision, I descended full of epiphany.
w) I built a time machine for my head but it only went sideways.
x) I used the word "keryx" in a sentence.
y) My dog had to get a flea dip.
z) No, Jaron, you’re a filthy, filthy liar, not a one of those things happened today.