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TOM’S DINER
I am sitting In the morning At the diner On the corner
I am waiting At the counter For the man To pour the coffee
And he fills it Only halfway And before I even argue
He is looking Out the window At somebody Coming in
"It is always Nice to see you" Says the man Behind the counter
To the woman Who has come in She is shaking Her umbrella
And I look The other way As they are kissing Their hellos
I’m pretending Not to see them Instead I pour the milk
I open Up the paper There’s a story Of an actor
Who had died While he was drinking It was no one I had heard of
And I’m turning To the horoscope And looking For the funnies
When I’m feeling Someone watching me And so I raise my head
There’s a woman On the outside Looking inside Does she see me?
No she does not Really see me Cause she sees Her own reflection
And I’m trying Not to notice That she’s hitching Up her skirt
And while she’s Straightening her stockings Her hair s getting wet
Oh, this rain It will continue Through the morning As I’m listening
To the bells Of the cathedral I am thinking Of your voice…
And of the midnight picnic Once upon a time Before the rain began…
I finish up my coffee It’s time to catch the trainIf you can beat it, feel free to post! <img>
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NSync
"Celebrity"
If I wasn’t a celebrity
Would you be so nice to me?
If I couldn’t have cheese like everyday
Would you still wanna be with me?
If I couldn’t buy you diamond rings
And all those other expensive things
Would you be so into me?
If I wasn’t a celebrity(Lately)
Ive been doing a little thinking
‘Bout the things
That satisfy you
It’s making me wonder
‘Bout the things that
You see in me
I hate the way
You like to say your
Man’s a celebrity
Baby what’s the deal?
I thought you wanted me for meYou gotta say what you mean
You gotta mean what you say
Cause you keep pushing me away
‘Cause I ain’t got
No time to play
So I sayIf I wasn’t a celebrity
Would you be so nice to me?
If I couldn’t have cheese like everyday
Would you still wanna be with me?
Baby, if I couldn’t buy you diamond rings
And all those other expensive things
Would you be so into me?
If I wasn’t a celebrityCelebrity, celebrity
Celebrity, celebrity
Celebrity, celebrity
Celebrity, celebrityI’m glad you’re having a good time
Living the life that
I laid out for me
Constantly splurging
Spending my money
On everything you see
It would be different
If you had something,
Maybe like a
J-O-B
You need to
Get your thing together, yeahYou gotta stop running games
It ain’t about my fame
Cause you know if things weren’t this way
You’d be gone a long time ago, so I sayIf I wasn’t a celebrity
Would you be so nice to me?
If I couldn’t have cheese like everyday
Would you still wanna be with me?
If I couldn’t buy you diamond rings
And all those other expensive things
Would you be so into me?
If I wasn’t a celebrityIf you really loved me
You’d try and show me
That it ain’t even about my name
But you tried to use me
And lied to fool me
So it can never be the same
So now, I’m, leaving you behind
I’ve found somebody
Who can love me for me
And that’s all I need, yeah, ohCelebrity, celebrity
Celebrity, celebrity
Celebrity, celebrity
Celebrity, celebrityIf I wasn’t a celebrity
Would you be so nice to me?
If I couldn’t have cheese like everyday
Would you still wanna be with me?
If I couldn’t buy you diamond rings
And all those other expensive things
Would you be so into me?
If I wasn’t a celebrity*************************
Yeah! Beat that.
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Rosa</font><blockquote><font>quote:</font><hr><font>Originally written by Nsync:
<strong>If I couldn’t have cheese like everyday…Would you still wanna be with me?
</strong></font><hr></blockquote><font>OK, that one takes the cake! What are they talking about? All they had, have, and ever will have is cheese. It spews forth from their mouths every time they open them!Hey Rosa, what is it w/ you and Nsync?
Seems to be some underlying issues here…or are they truly that bad? (I know…it’s the latter <img> )
Those songs suck, but you guys are waaaay off on the worst song ever. This one clocks in at the peak of early nineties shittiness. This song has had a tragic effect on anyone that has heard it. I recently got in a discussion with a friend about this song at a bar. We decided that we were able to pick out the people that had heard the song and those that had somehow escaped its vice-like grip. I’ve never been able to escape its grip. It is a sort of gelatanous wad of penut butter stuck to my brain.
The artist: Billy Ray Cyrus
The song: The Punctuation SongLyrics:
"I love you period,
But do you love me question mark
Oh please please exclamation point
I want to hold you in parenthesis."I think I only heard the song on the radio once in my life, but there was this kid in junior high that sang it endlessly. I should have shoved a urinal mint down his bastard throat–exclamation point
I blame this song for all that went wrong with my life. Is there anyone else out there that has swallowed this swill?Hey now, that Billy Ray Cyrus is kinda catchy. I think I actually knew how to do the ‘achy breaky’ at one point.
But you just reminded me–
Rednex – Cotton Eye Joe
If it hadn’t been for cotton-eye joe
I’d been married long time ago
Where did you come from, Where did you go?
Where did you come from cotton-eye joe?
(repeat)He came to town like a midwinter storm
He rode through the fields so
Handsome and strong.
His eyes was his tools and his smile was his gun.
But all he had come for was having some fun.
(repeat 1)He brought disaster wherever he went
The hearts of the girls was to hell broken sent.
They all ran away so nobody would know
And left only men cause of cotton-eye joe.
(repeat 1)Michael Learns To Rock -Actor:
I’m not an actor,
I’m not a star.
And I don’t even have my own car.
But I’m hoping some day,
that you will love me anyway.Let those danish føkks bøøørn!!!!
Hey TB
They have urinal mints there too?in high school I had an english teacher who had mints on her desk that the kids used to eat everyday when they came in until a guy from the health dept told us that mints in restaurants have urine on them <img> no one would eat the mints on her desk again.Worst song?I don`t know,need to think about it awhile.On the radio a few years ago they were talking about this,they said MacCarthur Park;"I left a cake out in the rain…"
N’Sync-Pop
I have a rule about sitting through a song once, I still haven’t managed It for this one. I’m afraid I won’t look for the lyrics either.
</font><blockquote><font>quote:</font><hr><font> I think I actually knew how to do the ‘achy breaky’ at one point. </font><hr></blockquote><font><img> <img> <img>
I swear I had a dissociative episode when forced to listen to billy ray cyrus trapped in the back seat of a car with some girls I went to school with for 2 1/2 hrs <img> <img> <img> Really was an adaptive reaction thou given the horror of actually listening to those songs… <img> <img> <img>
Worst song is a tough thing to choose, there are so many…Mariah Carey comes to mind along with absolutely anything by supertramp…THE HORROR <img>
Allison
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Earth Song – Michael Jackson ("what about antelopes, what about geese" – or something like that)
Anything by the Lighthouse Family (not sure if you have been "blessed" with their "talents")
That tall shaky Latino fella – she bangs or "she’s into superstition, black cats and voodoo dolls, I have a preminition, that girl’s gonna make me fall"
Lou Bega – mambo number five.
I could go on all day, so many worthy contenders.
The grocery store near me plays some horrific stuff,you might hear a whole Styx album <img> if your stuck in a line up <img>
there’s some crackers here
Def Leppard make the top 100 there, but with pour some sugar on me.
Surely there should be a place for "Let’s get rocked" by the Sheffield rocksters.
"well I’m sorry girl, but here’s my confession
suppose a rock’s out of the question"poetry, pure and simple.
Throbby, "I Love You Period" was by Dan Baird, former lead singer for the Georgia Sattelites. I kind of like it myself.
Right now my worst of all time would be "Do That to Me One More Time" by Captain and Tenile (sp?). It’ll change in about an hour.
Favorite songs I use to get rid of bad songs stuck in my head: Butthole Surfers – "Sweatloaf"
Ozzy Osbourne – "Crazy Train"
Blue Oyster Cult – "Godzilla"
AC/DC – "Big Balls"and of course anything by Ham Steak <img>
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