I ran into J Mascis recently outside a concert venue in a small New England town and asked him a couple of questions. Our brief conversation went like this:
The Big Galoof: "Are you here to see the show?"
J Mascis: (nods very slowly)
TBG: "You know, there’s a guy on the internet who’s impersonating you?"
JM: (smiles) "Really?"
TBG: "Yeah, much to the amusement of a lot of Frank Black fans."
JM: (smiles faintly)
TBG: (points accusingly) "It wasn’t you, was it?"
JM: "Nope."