And more great country-songtitles…take your pick

-Drop kick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life
-Get your tongue outta my mouth, cause I’m kissing you goodbye
-Her teeth were stained, but her heart was pure
-How can I miss you if you won’t go away?
-I changed her oil, she changed my life
-I don’t know whether to kill myself or go bowling
-I flushed you from the toilets of my heart.
-I wanna whip your cow
-I’m just a bug on the windshield of life
-I’ve been flushed from the bathroom of your heart
-If my nose were full of nickels, I’d blow it all on you
-If the phone don’t ring, baby, you’ll know it’s me
-My wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him
-You can’t rollerskate in a buffalo herd
-You were only a splinter in my ass as I slid down the bannister of life
-You’re the reason our kids are so ugly