That article is so ridiculous…it’s hard to belive thats real Still, it’s funny as hell.

I’m suprised they also got Thurson Moore and Iggy on there.

I agree, I enjoyed that, but who came up with the idea of adult men giving advice to very young, at times troubled, adolescent girls?

Iggy, I went to school today and had my period and forgot to bring something, oh, I feel so embarassed?

That would have been my question at 14, btw, Igg’s was what, mid-forty’s in 94.

Very odd but entertaining.

Yes, and the thought of Mike D giving advice to my oldest daughter gives me the shivers, I loved licensed to Ill, but with thoughts like:

Got rhymes that are rough and rhymes that are slick
I’m not surprised you’re on my dick

I’ve got money and juice – twin sisters in my bed
Their father had envy so I shot him in the head

or my all time date rape advice lyric:

I put it with the Monkey mixed it in the cup
Went over to the girl, "Yo baby, what’s up?"
I offered her a sip the girl she gave me lip
It did begin the stuff wore in and now she’s on my tip

Okay, it just doesn’t make sense that we would choose Mike D to give advice to young girls either. Kind and sensitive guy that he is,

I remember something about Kim Gordon giving kissing advice in Sassy

I have a scan of the article, I’ll try to post it up later when I find it

I agree, I enjoyed that, but who came up with the idea of adult men giving advice to very young, at times troubled, adolescent girls?