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On numerous occasions when I’ve spent the night(s) at someone’s house and taken a shower I’ve been grossed out. Not because the tub was dirty, no no, it’s something far worse. Picture this:
You get out of the shower and dry yourself off, Your so happy and squeaky clean. Then you ask where you should put your towel(meaning where’s the hamper). Then you freeze out of shear terror as you hear (in slow motion mind you) "just hang it up somewhere" AHHH!!!
The towel gets a funny smell to it.
Also, isn’t anybody concerned about using the same towel you previously used the day before. Does anybody stop to think that you could very well be wiping your face off with quite possibly the same part you dryed your naughty place with?Someone explain this madness to me!!!!! Or tell me what grosses you out.
Most of the time, there isn’t a towel hamper at peoples’ houses so I just hang it up so it’ll dry quicker. I just assume it’s my towel while I’m there and they’ll wash it when I leave.
What grosses me out is smashed bananas. I get a gag reflex every time.
"andyfest " wrote:What grosses me out is smashed bananas. I get a gag reflex every time.Interesting. So I take it that who don’t make much banana bread.
oh oh oh oh, have I got a story for you !
No, sadly I don?t. It?s too sickening to tell.Think along the lines of Malkmu?s Trojan Curfew
"And the trashed blonde Scandi
Mistook me for a Swede
Her slurred Medieval accent
Was like a puddle at my feet
You could see chopped tobacco in her teeth"add
cleavage
puke
and…..Not a pretty sight.
My penis got so scared it spent the rest of the summer retracted, posing as a vagina.You poor poor man. It makes me want to be nice to you now…well sort of.
I think it’s gross when drunk people think they can kiss and touch you. The other night some jerk spilled beer on my leg and then tried to lick it off.
And then I said "Hey Rich, knock it off""girl " wrote:It makes me want to be nice to you now…I guess that means that I shouldn?t write something like
"Don?t flatter yourself, he was just trying to save as much of the beer as he could."
Yeah, boy am I glad I didn?t write that !
In actual news, yes it is gross when drunk people think they can touch you.
Especially when they?re so drunk they think they can just walk over and grab my special spot
"Robert " wrote:I guess that means that I shouldn?t write something like"Don?t flatter yourself, he was just trying to save as much of the beer as he could."
Yeah, boy am I glad I didn?t write that !
Yeah, I’m glad too. That probably would have hurt my feelings and send me into hysterics.
I’m sorry about people trying to touch your special spot. You should have a whistle you could blow if anyone tried to come near.
One thing I always thought was gross is when you think you’re looking at a pretty woman and it turns out to be a transexual. Doh!
"tonas " wrote:One thing I always thought was gross is when you think you’re looking at a pretty woman and it turns out to be a transexual. Doh!I’m sure it would be even more gross if you had to find out the hard way.
"girl " wrote:You poor poor man. It makes me want to be nice to you now…well sort of.I think it’s gross when drunk people think they can kiss and touch you. The other night some jerk spilled beer on my leg and then tried to lick it off.
And then I said "Hey Rich, knock it off"Yeah about that, I’m gonna have to stop over and pick up my pair of pants that I left there, I have no idea how I could of been so forgetfull as to leave them there.
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