Leo girl shine on, you are the life of the party!

Because Leo’s love laughter, I’m giving you this for your birthday.

Astrological Light Bulb Jokes

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seven: One to hold the bulb while the world spins around him.
six to applaud!!

scroll down for the rest of the zodiac.

How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but it takes a lot of light bulbs. (*smash* *pop* *crash*)

How many Tauruses does it take to change a lightbulb?
None; Tauruses never want to change anything.

How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. Plus a portable phone, an internet link,
and a Guide to Changing Lightbulbs. It will take two weeks
but when its done the bulb will have several funtions.

How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but it takes a therapist three years to help them through
the grieving process.

How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seven: One to hold the bulb while the world spins around him.
six to applaud!!

How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to clean out the socket, one to dust the bulb,
one to install, and two engineers to check that the work
was done properly.

How many Libras does it take to change a lightbulb?
Well gee, I don’t know really. I guess it depends
on the bulb, and where it burned out. It might perhaps
just take one if it’s just an ordinary bulb, or maybe two
if the person doesn’t know where to find a new bulb, who
has the best bulb for the best price, I guess I could try going…….
Hey………………..Isn’t it more romantic in the dark?

How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?
None — they’d rather sit in the dark, and why do you want to know? Are you a cop?

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
The sun is shining, the day is young, who wants to be stuck inside worrying about a
lightbulb?

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?
Don’t even waste my time with stupid jokes like these.

How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Oh look, the light is out, time to work on my inner light.