Oh no! Good thing I’m a doctor. Okay, I’m not really a doctor. But I’ve seen episodes of House! And I have bandaids! Lots and lots of bandaids!
Breaking bones sucks. Two winters ago I broke my wrist.
And all the bandaids in the world can’t heal that. You need one of those special, magical bandaids that turns rock hard and makes you look like have an arm like Mega Man. I digress. Get well soon, Jeremiah!
ps On the bright side you get to make up different stories of how you got hurt. Like you were jumped by a gang of Miss Universe hopefuls in a dark alley.