Dinosaur Jr. Sex Positions

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August 2, 2012 at 4:54 am #51814
urlivingalloverme
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My girlfriend has affectionately named my penis Dinosaur Jr., and we’ve been calling sex positions/acts songs by them instead of their normal name.

I.E. Little Fury Things = sucking on deez nuts.

Any more ridiculously stupid/hilarious ideas?
August 2, 2012 at 11:34 am #139152
Obseqio
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Insert the little icon that walks in the door, eye pop and then walks right out…. X_X
August 2, 2012 at 12:52 pm #139153
empire3
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I don’t want to go there………and this isn’t innuendo…….
August 2, 2012 at 5:58 pm #139154
CircleOBuzzards
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The ‘Little Fury Things’ could also be called ‘Raisins’ if you’re unfortunate enough.
August 2, 2012 at 6:03 pm #139155
CircleOBuzzards
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What should be done is…whatever song is the name of the act, you have to sing a line from it as you finish…

And no, that wouldn’t be weird at all. 😉
August 2, 2012 at 6:10 pm #139156
CircleOBuzzards
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Sludgefeast = anything with the balloon knot.
August 2, 2012 at 9:35 pm #139157
tom
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If she says start choppin, I’d run.
August 2, 2012 at 10:15 pm #139158
jeremiah
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NICE! 😀
The Mounting Man if you will

Tarpit is also all about the balloon knot action on a bad day

No Bones requires assistance
August 2, 2012 at 11:41 pm #139159
tonas
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Well, after the kids are in bed and my wife sees The Post she knows This Is All I Came to Do. 😉
August 3, 2012 at 12:04 am #139160
tom
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Lol

I’m not sure how it went this far without blowing it being mentioned.
August 3, 2012 at 4:08 am #139161
empire3
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Feel the pain
August 3, 2012 at 10:25 am #139162
Javro
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Don’t.

Severed Lips.

and albums

Without a Sound
You’re Loving all Over me.

can’t believe this is my first post in about 2 years.
August 3, 2012 at 10:28 am #139163
Javro
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how could I omit Bulbs of Passion?
August 3, 2012 at 11:43 am #139164
jeremiah
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Welcome back @Javro 🙂 I guess we know what could bring you back.

more albums
Where You Been – Consider this before you make your next move
August 3, 2012 at 12:27 pm #139165
Javro
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hmm

I’ll either go with I Got Lost, or Been There All the Time in response to your question.

older, fatter, balder with more kids. kinda like Murph. assuming he has kids.
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