Allmusic Guide Farm Review

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June 15, 2009 at 1:56 pm #135408
essgee09
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"girl" wrote:

They were originally going to release this album topped with a delicious layer of streusel but the test screenings showed that mass hysteria erupted when the spike in hairbrush sales wasn’t in tune with hairbrush productions and riots broke out on the streets when men and women didn’t have a hairbrush in hand in the off chance that J Mascis might need a knot combed out of his flowing locks, Lou’s cat became worried for it’s 9 lives when crazy fans tried to pet it and panic flooded the streets as women between the ages of 27 and 63 had the overwhelming urge to wash Murph’s underwear with their tongues.

This should be on a billboard promo in a record store
June 15, 2009 at 2:17 pm #135409
girl
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"essgee09" wrote:

This should be on a billboard promo in a record store

Don’t encourage me.
June 15, 2009 at 2:18 pm #135410
essgee09
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"girl" wrote:

"essgee09" wrote:

This should be on a billboard promo in a record store

Don’t encourage me.

You go Girl!
June 15, 2009 at 2:25 pm #135411
girl
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"essgee09" wrote:

"girl" wrote:

"essgee09" wrote:

This should be on a billboard promo in a record store

Don’t encourage me.

You go Girl!

How did a review about Farm turn into this?
June 15, 2009 at 2:30 pm #135412
Yeah Right
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Email Dino’s PR: "I have a great idea for a marketing stunt…"
June 15, 2009 at 2:39 pm #135413
girl
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Oh my! My tummy hurts from laughing!

That Would be the best publicity stunt. Ever!
June 15, 2009 at 2:47 pm #135414
essgee09
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"girl" wrote:

Oh my! My tummy hurts from laughing!

That Would be the best publicity stunt. Ever!

I think Lou should read it to the audience every night before they start playing
June 16, 2009 at 9:11 am #135415
girl
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"essgee09" wrote:

I think Lou should read it to the audience every night before they start playing

Then I could die a happy girl…
October 25, 2010 at 12:14 am #135416
jeremiah
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Oh my GOD!
This is getting complicated. We have muffins and scones, a pumpkin, struesel, I think someone threw in a pair of mittens and a stick of chewing gum…
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