But I will always fear. . .(lyrics that don’t suck)

[Bucky Ramone]

TALKIN’ Al KIDA BLUES – DAN BERN

It was a beautiful day in New York town
Folks jogging, biking, walking ’round
When a couple of airplanes came around
Hit the big towers, knocked ’em down
Worst disaster on US soil ever!….’course, there’s the Indians….a few million Slaves……Enron…… Anyway, it was worse than Pearl Harbor!

President W. was flying around
Far away from New York town
When finally he came on TV,
He said "Why do they hate us? — ’cause we’re free."
Free to round up dark-skinned bearded guys…..Free to detain anyone who might have ties to Osama……Al Qaida…… Somewhere in Cleveland there’s some guy named Al Kida — K – I – D – A……. He’s freaking out!

Congress quickly rang the bell
And tried to fight those terrorist cells
With laws designed to never let
Our country fall to a terrorist threat
Anyone who knows anyone who knows anyone who knows anyone who knows anyone who knows anyone who might be a terrorist — is a terrorist!

There’s terrorists using your email name
Sitting next to you at the ballgame
Terrorists hiding in your bed
Terrorists borrowing your head
Never seen so many terrorists……I had to turn in my own Mom…….you know what they say…..unpaid parking tickets aids terrorists

There’s laws for this and laws for that
To keep those terrorists under wraps
Some folks disagree with these
And talk of civil liberties
But it’s like the Attorney General says…….If in times like these you can talk about individual freedom…….you’re probably a terrorist

If you’re planning air travel soon
You might want to think about a weather balloon
Nothing gets past those X-Ray Peekers
And don’t carry nothing in your sneakers
Sorry for all the delays…..if you want to get there so dang fast you oughta take the train….. "I have never been so insulted"……. "Shut up, Dale."

Well India and Pakistan
Are thinking of trading nuclear bombs
Israel and the PLO —
Suicide’s the way to go
Meanwhile the lessons of 9-1-1 are clear…… Let’s blow up the Middle East…..Smoking marijuana aids terrorists……Cuba’s our enemy unless we need a prison camp…….John Walker Lindh could be your kid unless we get an economic stimulus package….. And let’s get that guy in Cleveland – AL KIDA!

[malcom]

Shudder to Think
"Red House"

There’s a red house road
And lies beyond it
Something like a chicken coup
Not sure though
I go overdose
And the ghost of my brain
Goes to your’s
And something comes quite clear

Smoke is her name but she’ll grow
Can’t stop the rain nor the snow, no

Am I talking ’bout
The medicine, the legal thing
You eat when you are sick
Am I falling out
Of sight design beyond the red house road
I move too quick

She’s got real big bones
And a gorgeous home
And between her, um
And me there’s something quite good I love

Smoke is her name but she’ll grow
Can’t stop the rain nor the snow
I dream, dream, dream
But don’t look
Look, look, look, no I
Dream, dream, dream
But don’t look
Love, love, love

She’s a buzzing bee
She’s a person see
Between you and me
Someone I want bad
But can’t have
I’m an overgrown
Little wanting boy
She’s my only joy
And covers come between us to clear

Smoke is her name but she’ll grow
Can’t stop the rain nor the snow
I dream, dream, dream
But don’t look
Look, look, look, no I
Dream, dream, dream
But don’t look
Look, look, look, no I
mmm… don’t grow

[SG]

Love that song Malk ,they recorded it twice actually,on the Funeral At The Movies ep and 50 000 BC album;Shudder ruled! :aliensmile:

[Javro]

feel it closing in
feel it closing in
day in day out day in day out
day in day out day in day out

digital – joy division

[Robert]

This maybe seem like as a joke, but it isn’t. Hurra Torpedo, a norwegian group that consists of a guitarist, a fridgerist(percussion with a fridge,) a stoveist(plays on a kitchen stove with a sledgehammer,) does an excellent cover of Total Eclipse of the Heart. And though it pains me to admit this, I think that the lyrics are kinda good.

*get’s ready to be verbally destroyed by freaksceners united*

(Turn around)
Ev’ry now and then
I get a little bit lonely
And you’re never comin’ round

(Turn around)
Ev’ry now and then
I get a little bit tired
Of list’ning to the sound of my tears

(Turn around)
Ev’ry now and then
I get a little bit nervous
That the best of all the years have gone by

(Turn around)
Ev’ry now and then
I get a little bit terrified
And then I see the look in your eyes

(Turn around, bright eyes)
Ev’ry now and then
I fall apart;

(Turn around, bright eyes)
Ev’ry now and then
I fall apart

(Turn around)
Ev’ry now and then
I get a little bit restless
And I dream of somethin’ wild

(Turn around)
Ev’ry now and then
I get a little bit angry
And I know I gotta get out and cry

(Turn around)
Ev’ry now and then
I get a little bit terrified
And then I see the look in your eyes

(Turn around, bright eyes)
Ev’ry now and then
I fall apart.

REFRAIN:
And I need you now tonight
And I need you more than ever
And if you only hold me tight
We’ll be holding on forever
And we’ll only be making it right
‘Cause we’ll never be wrong…
Together we can make it to the end of the line
Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time (all of the time)
I don’t know what to do (and) I’m always in the dark
We’re livin’ in a powder keg and givin’ off sparks
I really need you tonight
Forever’s gonna start tonight
Forever’s gonna start tonight

Once upon a time
I was fallin’ in love
Now I’m only falling apart
There’s nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart

Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there’s only love in the dark
Nothing I can say,
A total eclipse of the heart

(Turn around, bright eyes)
Ev’ry now and then
I fall apart.

REFRAIN:
And I need you now tonight
And I need you more than ever
And if you only hold me tight
We’ll be holding on forever
And we’ll only be making it right
‘Cause we’ll never be wrong…
Together we can make it to the end of the line
Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time (all of the time)
I don’t know what to do (and) I’m always in the dark
We’re livin’ in a powder keg and givin’ off sparks
I really need you tonight
Forever’s gonna start tonight
Forever’s gonna start tonight

Once upon a time
I was fallin’ in love
Now I’m only falling apart
There’s nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart

A total eclipse of the heart
(Turn around, bright eyes)
(Turn around, bright eyes, turn around)…

[SG]

Someone on another site thought that song was by Carly Simon where were they in the 80`s what happened to Bonnie Tyler anyway

[Bucky Ramone]

"SG" wrote:

what happened to Bonnie Tyler anyway

Just check out The official Bonnie Tyler website….

….Hey Robert, that sounds like a cool version, I like the idea of a fridgerist…

[SG]

I think I`ll skip on the Bonnie web site until she starts playing a fridge

[Robert]

"dB stands for den Buck" wrote:

….Hey Robert, that sounds like a cool version, I like the idea of a fridgerist…

yeah, it’s a really cool version, I’ll upload a video of them performing the song to one of the ftp’s in the nearest future. I promise you it’ll be worth downloading!

[malcom]

Need some Waits in here. This is currently my fave.

TANGO TILL THEY’RE SORE

Well ya play that Tarantella
All the hounds they start to roar
And the boys all go to hell
Then the Cubans hit the floor
And they drive along the pipeline
They tango till they’re sore
They take apart their nightmares
And they leave them by the door
Chorus:
Let me fall out the window
With confetti in my hair
Deal out jack or better
On a blanket by the stairs
I’ll tell you all my secrets
But I lie about my past So send me off to bed forever more.
Make sure they play my theme song
I guess daisies will have to do
Just get me to New Orleans
And paint shadows on the pews
Turn the spit on that pig
Kick the drum and let me down
Put my clarinet beneath your bed
Till I get back in town.
Chorus
Just sure she’s all in calico
And the colour of a doll
Wave the flag on cadillac day
And a skillet on the wall
Cut me a switch or hold your breath
Till the sun goes down
Write my name on the hood
Send me off to another town

[bob]

from ‘Sweet Avenue’ by Jets to Brazil

"thank you for making me see there’s a life in me
it was dying to get out
holding you we make two spoons beneath and April moon
everything is soft and sweet"

these lyrics are absolutely crushing me right now. Why isn’t she answering my calls?

[Bucky Ramone]

Warren Zevon’s ‘Play it all night long"
(must be the only song with the word ‘brucellosis’ in it… )

Grandpa pissed his pants again
He don’t give a damn
Brother Billy has both guns drawn
He ain’t been right since Vietnam

"Sweet home Alabama"
Play that dead band’s song
Turn those speakers up full blast
Play it all night long

Daddy’s doing Sister Sally
Grandma’s dying of cancer now
The cattle all have brucellosis
We’ll get through somehow

"Sweet home Alabama"
Play that dead band’s song
Turn those speakers up full blast
Play it all night long

I’m going down to the Dew Drop Inn
See if I can drink enough
There ain’t much to country living
Sweat, piss, jizz and blood

"Sweet home Alabama"
Play that dead band’s song
Turn those speakers up full blast
Play it all night long

[AGAP]

Karl Hendricks Trio-Thank God We Have Limes

I don’t know why but this bit from the song makes me smile every time…

Fumbling around in the afternoon
How will we make it thru the nite?
We only have two cheap beers left
Thank god we have limes

[Robert]

Late at night she knocks at my door
drunk again and looking to score.
I know, I should say no,
but it’s kinda hard when she’s ready to go.

Offspring, Self Esteem. Probably some of the most correct lyrics ever written. Or so the Robert thinks.

[Carl.]

Dead Milkmen – "Brat in the Frat"

Hey!
I do not like you college brat
I do not like you and your frat
I do not like you at the shore
I do not like you drunk on Coors
I do not like your average life
I hope you do not take a wife
I hope you don’t decide to breed
Cause that’s one thing I do not need

and then, Nirvana’s "Territorial Pissings"..

"Never met a wise man, if so it’s a woman"

Carl.

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