Can someone translate "bollocks" (sp?) for me?

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February 2, 2008 at 2:08 pm #132845
Smallstone
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Dunno what an Airplane Blonde is – something to do with her carpet matching her curtains? Know what I mean……..
February 2, 2008 at 3:34 pm #132846
erin the great
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That tends to never happen though.
February 5, 2008 at 9:32 pm #132847
K7 Rides Again
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I was assuming the cuffs not matching the collar as well, especially with the "don’t be fooled by’er" part. But then again, with you english, who knows.

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That tends to never happen though.

But isn’t it always a pleasent surprise when it does…or doesn’t?
February 6, 2008 at 12:37 pm #132848
girl
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How about when you see there is no carpet at all but rather hard wood floors.
February 6, 2008 at 4:31 pm #132849
erin the great
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I don’t know about you, but my coochie can’t be compared at all to a hardwood floor. I’m not sure what kind of medical problems YOU have…
February 7, 2008 at 10:09 am #132850
girl
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Wait a minute now, you guys were talking about pubic hair? It all makes sense now. So no comparison to hard wood floors, huh? How about linoleum then?
February 8, 2008 at 6:48 am #132851
Javro
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ok, how to put this tactfully.

an airplane blonde is someone who has dyed their hair blonde and is called so due to a black box…

apologies.
February 8, 2008 at 9:10 am #132852
Hairy Cornflake
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If you really want to learn the finer points of the English language you should get a hold of a Profanisarus, from the magazine Viz.

Some great gems such as…

zuffle v. To wipe one’s cock on the curtains after having sex in a posh bird’s house.

piss polo n.

Game whereby disinfectant tablets are pointlessly manoeuvred in a urinal trough by the participant’s piss streams. For more lavatorial amusement see paisley removal

and on the Bollocks theme…

wank out a bollock v.
To masturbate furiously until a spud is loosened.
February 11, 2008 at 10:11 am #132853
girl
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You’ll be in a right kerfuffle if you dare to zuffle.

Ps. "Hairy Cornflake" is hilarious to me. It sounds like something you’d find under your fridge.
February 12, 2008 at 3:14 am #132854
Hairy Cornflake
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"girl" wrote:

Ps. "Hairy Cornflake" is hilarious to me. It sounds like something you’d find under your fridge.

That’s quite ironic as I often find "girl"s under my fridge….
February 15, 2008 at 9:34 am #132855
girl
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Hairy girls???
February 16, 2008 at 3:32 am #132856
Hairy Cornflake
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Hhmmmm…. Not certain. I can only see their toes…
February 16, 2008 at 8:15 pm #132857
K7 Rides Again
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I will have to locate this ‘profanisarus’, it sounds like a very good read.

Hairy cornflakes, hairy girls…what the fudge…

Anyone watch Family Guy? The episode the other day had Brian taking Meg to a high school dance…

Stewie assured Brian, the "carpet matches the curtains, in color and LENGTH" hahahahahaha
April 16, 2008 at 3:40 pm #132858
girl
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"Hairy Cornflake" wrote:

Hhmmmm…. Not certain. I can only see their toes…

Do you paint their toenails for them?
April 17, 2008 at 2:02 pm #132859
Hairy Cornflake
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"girl" wrote:

Do you paint their toenails for them?

To be honest they’ve been there a while now…

I’m kinda scared to touch them…

(sorry but my mobile phone has a crappy camera)

[img]http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg71/GMFC1874/toenails1.jpg[/img]
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