Crazy Haiku Thread!

[SG]

Snow snow snow
Everywhere everywhere everywhere
The celtic mafia are frozen

[Robert]

Even the celtic mafia?
I guess those guys
weren’t so tough after all

[*sophie*]

"Robert" wrote:

You are so true! I’m just a bit worried that’ll take away some of the magic

Sophie er sjarmerende
hun får en robert til
Ã¥ smile og le.

now that i know what it means :

sophie a rougi
du joli petit poème
écrit par robert

[Robert]

Must say I’m a bit disappointed that you found it out so fast, thought I was a very clever robert when I wrote it in norwegian. But I guess I should have known, you can’t fool the french Especially not the handbag-o-holics.

but

French norwegian dictionary
on the net
helped robert understand

also

You are very welcome
miss nutella queen.
Chocolate is heaven.

[*sophie*]

i just copied and pasted in "the viking forum" on mike patton’s bbs.
and my danish friend helped me while i was sleeping !

i knew that you would
check the web dictionnary
so i wrote the é

[Robert]

The danes, it’s allways the danes.. I should’ve known.
My favorite sounding words were ecrit and joli. Though I might give them a sound that’s far far away from the proper pronounciation.

[*sophie*]

you know, ive been asked
to record wav files of designer names
for girls

who want to show off
saying christian dior and hermes
with french accent

do you want a "un joli poeme ecrit" wav file ??

[Robert]

"*sophie*" wrote:

do you want a "un joli poeme ecrit" wav file ??

I called my girlfriend last night to ask what you’d written, she just laughed her ass off because I was saying it all wrong, so she had no idea what I was trying to say. Apparently, the only understandable word I said was "comprendre."

"*sophie*" wrote:

you know, ive been asked
to record wav files of designer names
for girls

who want to show off
saying christian dior and hermes
with french accent

I can imagine girls would love that. You could make a career out of it. To finance your handbags.

[*sophie*]

remember that i said
no more handbag until the fall
oh la la !

by the way, it’s ok to mispronounce.
my monkey (=my bf) who’s californian adores it when i say something wrong (what happens very often )

[Robert]

I never thought
you would manage
not buying another bag.

I Thought you would
have cracked by now
you need one every week.

[*sophie*]

i resisted !
i’m stronger than you think !
i just bought a Vuitton strap

[Robert]

So many months until the fall
and we both know
you need to buy them all.

Be strong, resist resist!
But I must say
you will crack on sales day

[*sophie*]

ok but we did not say
getting them paid by someone else
was cheating

[Robert]

French girls are allways
so full of tricks
they know how to get their fix

[*sophie*]

we are mistresses
we know how to deal with boys
we learn it at school

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