Crazy Haiku Thread!

[Robert]

Legendary french girls are.
Oh, every girl
is a superstar.

Learn it at school

[*sophie*]

be lovely
you’ll be treated like a dog
be bitchy and you will get love

that’s what we learn at uni !

[likeaghost]

miss trust know i say
where are you this fine sunday
show so we will play

[*sophie*]

Robert er bange for Franske piger
Han ved de har en hestepisk
Og at de bruger den godt

(the translater did not count well )

[Robert]

You are so right
miss nutella queen.
Scary scary french girls.

[*sophie*]

i love nutella
i would eat anything
which is covered with it

silly silly me
that’s why i am called nutty !
vive le nutella !

[Robert]

A mighty trick for your husband to be
you have to (mis)behave
or no nutella for sophie.

[*sophie*]

he would never do that
or i would kick his mexican ass
badly !

[Robert]

Nutella queen
has a hestepisk
ensures well behaved boy.

btw, the franske piger haiku was a definitive success, laughed so hard I lost my breath

[*sophie*]

i want to cuddle yoda
this lil’ old guy is so horribly
cute !

i’ll let my friend know he did a good job with the transaltion of my original haiku he he he

[Robert]

Yoda is the mighty master,
fueled by hugs.
Strong the force is within.

Jupp, big thumbs up till den danske dreng! So it was in french originally, good thing you didn’t post that. I probably would have fainted when translating it

[*sophie*]

ewoks and yoda
are the only interesting things
in star wars

leia is a slag
luke skywalker looks like an ass
solo smells

nope it was in english. my friend thomas only speaks weird northern languages plus english

[Robert]

Don’t forget chewbacca!
Walking rug
is terribly strong.

[*sophie*]

chewbacca smells
there’s fleas jumping all around his head
too bad monkey !

[Robert]

Poor poor chewbacca
french girl teases him.
Will take flea bath tomorrow.

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