did J move in across the road?

[ovaldisc]

No, I’m not talking about J himself, but one of his body doubles, with tits. The girl beside me in homeroom has moved in, and she’s quite cute. I saw her one day, walking away from getting the mail. I knew i knew that backside, and just a few days ago I got a letter in the mail addressed to her. I want to go over there or write a note. What should I do? I’m not sure I should grace anyone wiht my low presence, but it might be worth it so I don’t go to movies alone anymore. I need a J in my life, preferably a female one. Then again, when I end up alone again I get even more depressed.

Should I write her a note or take the mail to her?

[ovaldisc]

great, I’ll just print this thread and mail it to her to show her how many friends I have. That oughtta bring her down a notch.

[girl]

Awwww

You should take the mail to her…just make sure you seal up the letters you read first. And definitely don’t tell her you like to dip your mashed potatos in ketchup. But if all else fails, tell her you’ll kill her parents if she won’t go out with you. Believe me, as a girl this method is highly effective.

[ovaldisc]

Oh, it’s just some letter from a politician, Mitchell something. I’m not going over there just to give her that. I’ll just wait here til I round up some good comments and print this thread. I don’t know her well enough to engage her in a letter. I could however, elope with her that way. Invelope. :-

[girl]

"deepsIush " wrote:

I’ll just wait here til I round up some good comments and print this thread.

So this would be a good time to say how crazy sexy cool you are.

[ovaldisc]

Buff body and hygene!

[girl]

And how you have impeccable aim!

[ovaldisc]

What better way to fall in love than to see a piece of J in the girl? I wonder if J’s up for that.

[girl]

Yes, I think J would be up for putting a piece of himself in a girl.

[ovaldisc]

Oh you know what I mean, treat everybody like they’re J and you’ll only get beat up by half of them.

[girl]

The half that beats you up are the ones who don’t like it when you stroke their hair because your picturing them with long silvery locks.

[ovaldisc]

Now you’re just getting gay.

[girl]

Sorry. I’ve been hanging around anthony and his loose boweled cats way too much.

[SG]

"deepsIush " wrote:

What better way to fall in love than to see a piece of J in the girl? I wonder if J’s up for that.

He said so in Whatever`s Cool With Me did`nt he?

‘I`ll be the girl you want…’

[ovaldisc]

I’m sure they say alot in their music they don’t mean though.

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