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"SG " wrote:‘I`ll be the girl you want…’
SG, I’ve been waiting for you to say this for the longest time.
Is that all? I’ve printed this topic and sealed it. Do you think if her parents read it they’d have any problem with these keywords:
tits
kill her parents
loose boweled catsI’m handing you over the reins of power in this matter, and if no one tells me not to send it then you’re responsible if her dad shows up here with a gun. How exciting. You’ll be paving my fate and giving me direction in the meantime. My freakscene friends are so great.
Wait a minute, who said tits?
I truly hope you haven’t sent out that letter yet. If her father will be reading this letter it’s important that you explain how you are into practicing safe sex and that you never ever let your cobra throw up without a barf bag. He’ll appreciate that, trust me.
So I should write a different letter that is not as provocative, to be on the safe side? I can’t control what you guys write in the letter, so be on your best behavior for the next 15 posts. I’ll open the letter with a disclaimer.
"deepsIush " wrote:So I should write a different letter that is not as provocative, to be on the safe side?Oh my goodness, No! What you have already is pure gold. This girl and her entire family are going to embrace you with open arms…and open mouths(for tongue kisses).
It’s very original to just steal other people’s words. I think she’ll like it.
What would you think after getting this note from the high school boy you always wanted but couldn’t have because he was too good for you?
"deepsIush " wrote:What would you think after getting this note from the high school boy you always wanted but couldn’t have because he was too good for you?What a horrible concept "somebody being too good for you". As long as you’re a decent, kind human being then there shouldn’t be an issue of someone being too good for you. Maybe you should give me an example of what you’re trying to say so I can give a better answer.
Quote:"somebody being too good for you"Thanks you for noticing my indecent, unkind unhuman being comment. I think she thought I was conceded or stuck up cause I never talked to her. It’s not that, I just don’t care for what I have to say. I do like to listen though. It’s hard to avoid.
thats like that episode of seinfeld where george dates a girl that looks like jerry so that he can have sex with her and pretend its jerry.. she even has the same hair!
"girl " wrote:So you’re saying she doesn’t have long silvery hair?No, she doesn’t have head of J. Her name however, starts with a J. That’s the big comparison I’ve drawn so far. That, and J sang he’d be the other side. I take that either to mean he’s gonna be on the other side of the road, or he’s another side of the meal, maybe sweet potato soufle.
I am very anxious to hear how this played out. Did you hand her the letter ? Did it include a printed out version of your escapades here at fs ? Are you engaged to be married and living in a houseboat on die Elbe ?
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