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"Rich " wrote:I would ask you, but you’re always so mean to me
Am I really? Maybe I act the way I do because you’re so completely awesome. Have you ever thought about that?
YES!!!!! All the time, but then I thought why would she not want to put her ass sweat on my face, if she thought I was awesome. Then I read your diary, and found out you think I’m lame
"Rich " wrote:YES!!!!! All the time, but then I thought why would she not want to put her ass sweat on my face, if she thought I was awesome. Then I read your diary, and found out you think I’m lameYou read my diary?!? That’s an invasion of my privacy!
Besides, I only wrote that you were lame because I secretly knew you were reading my diary.
And about the ass sweat, Robert loves it and pays me top dollar…I’m sorry if I don’t have enough for you."girl " wrote:"Rich " wrote:YES!!!!! All the time, but then I thought why would she not want to put her ass sweat on my face, if she thought I was awesome. Then I read your diary, and found out you think I’m lameYou read my diary?!? That’s an invasion of my privacy!
Besides, I only wrote that you were lame because I secretly knew you were reading my diary. And about the ass sweat, Robert loves it and pays me top dollar…I’m sorry if I don’t have enough for you.Roberts the one who got me hooked on the stuff, he bottled it and gave it to me. I should of listened to everyone else and stayed away from it. The ass sweat is too powerful, I crave it night and day. It’s completely changed who I am, I don’t even know myself anymore. Please Please Please give me some more ass sweat, just a little bit, I can’t pay you now, but you know I’m good for it.
"Rich " wrote:The ass sweat is too powerful, I crave it night and day. It’s completely changed who I am, I don’t even know myself anymore. Please Please Please give me some more ass sweat, just a little bit, I can’t pay you now, but you know I’m good for it.From this day forth, I shall only use my ass sweat for good. I’m so mad at Robert for getting you hooked, Rich. He will have to be punished, this I promise you.
I can only imagine how many others he got hooked on the sauce. He must of ran off with all the money too. I’m going to work on a rehab program.
"Rich " wrote:I can only imagine how many others he got hooked on the sauce. He must of ran off with all the money too. I’m going to work on a rehab program.Now I’m feeling guilty.
Rich, can I let you in on a secret? *whispers* I have an ass sweat shop; I’ve been harvesting other people’s ass sweat and selling it as my own.
"girl " wrote:"Rich " wrote:I can only imagine how many others he got hooked on the sauce. He must of ran off with all the money too. I’m going to work on a rehab program.Now I’m feeling guilty.
Rich, can I let you in on a secret? *whispers* I have an ass sweat shop; I’ve been harvesting other people’s ass sweat and selling it as my own.Think of those poor children!
Rich, what is the matter with us?!? There our two shoe threads and somehow ours got turned into a bizarre conversation about ass sweat.
"girl " wrote:Rich, what is the matter with us?!? There our two shoe threads and somehow ours got turned into a bizarre conversation about ass sweat.I like to think there’s something wrong with everyone else. Maybe this is why I’ve been so lonely latey?
"Rich " wrote:I like to think there’s something wrong with everyone else. Maybe this is why I’ve been so lonely latey?That could very well be it. Maybe we should start a club?
"girl " wrote:"Rich " wrote:I like to think there’s something wrong with everyone else. Maybe this is why I’ve been so lonely latey?That could very well be it. Maybe we should start a club?
What will this club be called?
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