Dinosaur Jr. Sex Positions

[urlivingalloverme]

My girlfriend has affectionately named my penis Dinosaur Jr., and we’ve been calling sex positions/acts songs by them instead of their normal name.

I.E. Little Fury Things = sucking on deez nuts.

Any more ridiculously stupid/hilarious ideas?

[Obseqio]

Insert the little icon that walks in the door, eye pop and then walks right out…. X_X

[empire3]

I don’t want to go there………and this isn’t innuendo…….

[CircleOBuzzards]

The ‘Little Fury Things’ could also be called ‘Raisins’ if you’re unfortunate enough.

[CircleOBuzzards]

What should be done is…whatever song is the name of the act, you have to sing a line from it as you finish…

And no, that wouldn’t be weird at all. 😉

[CircleOBuzzards]

Sludgefeast = anything with the balloon knot.

[tom]

If she says start choppin, I’d run.

[jeremiah]

NICE! 😀
The Mounting Man if you will

Tarpit is also all about the balloon knot action on a bad day

No Bones requires assistance

[tonas]

Well, after the kids are in bed and my wife sees The Post she knows This Is All I Came to Do. 😉

[tom]

Lol

I’m not sure how it went this far without blowing it being mentioned.

[empire3]

Feel the pain

[Javro]

Don’t.

Severed Lips.

and albums

Without a Sound
You’re Loving all Over me.

can’t believe this is my first post in about 2 years.

[Javro]

how could I omit Bulbs of Passion?

[jeremiah]

Welcome back @Javro 🙂 I guess we know what could bring you back.

more albums
Where You Been – Consider this before you make your next move

[Javro]

hmm

I’ll either go with I Got Lost, or Been There All the Time in response to your question.

older, fatter, balder with more kids. kinda like Murph. assuming he has kids.

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