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"essgee09" wrote:There`s recordings of her swearing while screwing up the songs she was trying to sing.The f word was her favorite.
This would be so fantastic to hear!
Quote:The pin up girl avatar idea is a good idea.If only we could get Murph to dress up as oneYes!
Like in one of those old timey bras that made boobies look pointy."girl" wrote:This would be so fantastic to hear!I`ve heard some mp3`s
Not sure where you can find them online.Try some searches?She starts singing a love song than breaks down into WTF?!Years ago on the radio they played recordings of celebs cussing.They had Mr Howell from Gilligan`s Island saying mf it was kinda surreal.They played what Casey Kasem says when the mic is off.Man that guy is nasty.Flying f words everywhere I need to find that! *puts on spelunker helmet and goes searching*Do you know who is also a freaky old bastard? Bob Saget. His stand up is just wrong when you think of him as Danny Tanner on Full House.
"girl" wrote:😆 I need to find that! *puts on spelunker helmet and goes searching*Do you know who is also a freaky old bastard? Bob Saget. His stand up is just wrong when you think of him as Danny Tanner on Full House.
Saget was on tribute to Guided By Voices.The last thing I want to hear is Saget sing The Gold Heart Mountain Top Queen Directory
Sandy Denny,The Magic Lady.Only lived to age 31,sadly died of a brain hemmorage.Her most famous moment was singing on The Battle Of Evermore with Led Zeppelin.She was a Capricorn
in a dream
said he was comin’
boognish was risin’
up from the mist
he held the scepter
of wealth and power
he said, ‘by god,
i’ve come to take you home.’"girl" wrote:I think it’s scary.I think of it as attached to a resume if you want to scream for a black metal band
AAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH*Gorillas!*GHHHHHHHHHHH*Vermont!*AAAAAAAAGGGGG*Tim Roth!*GGGGGGHHHHAAAAAAA
I love how you added Tim Roth in there!
Oh my, SG, you had me laughing so hard I had to tell myself to remember to breathe.And now I probably have you all thoroughly confused by switching avatars.
Back to the pin up chicks again
I was going to write a song about you and Tim Roth
Girl has gone goth
to attract Tim Roth
if I had a magic wand
I`d turn Mr Roth into James Bond
he`d save Girl from being captured by the bad guys
and give her a disguise
he does`nt know she`s Wondergirl
as they dance a twirl
Girl asks ‘why are those bad guys so mean?’
Mr Roth answers ‘because they work for Celine’
‘Let`s team up with Stephen King’
so they gave him a ring
‘hmmm’ said Stephen,’she did`nt stay a man very long’
‘I think we should attack with King Kong’
so they visited the great ape
and played him a Celine tape
he held his ears and screamed with pain
he nearly went insane
Kong agreed to capture Celine
with his gorilla team
"essgee09" wrote:Back to the pin up chicks againYes! I like this one because she’s all, like, you know, completely comfortable wearing cowgirl boots(red ones no doubt!), a cowgirl hat and straddling a fence. Because with the minimal amount of clothing she’s got on she could get a splinter! You have to admire such sexy bravery.
The ballad of girl and Tim Roth!
The only thing that could have made it better would have been to add a line with him rescueing me wearing leopard print underwear while I was tied to a lazy boy reclining chair shouting "Help me! Oh help me, my Timmy bear!" "essgee09" wrote:Girl has gone goth
to attract Tim Roth
Oh my, SG! My real life is starting to imitate your art! I got my hair colored yesterday and now I do look like a goth girl!
*waits patiently for Tim Roth to walk through the door*"girl" wrote:Oh my, SG! My real life is starting to imitate your art! I got my hair colored yesterday and now I do look like a goth girl! *waits patiently for Tim Roth to walk through the door*Girl morphs into Goth Girl!My psychic powers are working again!So now you have to dress in black and Mr Roth will too and here`s a song about that…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhTT0K-yddY HhTT0K-yddY
Our love is so tragic.
Maybe even too tragic. If we were all dressed up in black I would rather him say "I was looking handsome, she was looking like an erotic vulture"….
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