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Careful if you cross paths with me though… I’m still working on developing my 7th sense (7th sense == zombie detection.) It’s a bit unstable, I’m likely to be a little quick on the draw with my ‘Little-Toasty Portable Mini-Pocket-Flame-gun’ even against philisophical zombies that may stand a chance of redemption should Allison make breakthrough with one of her vaccination projects…
I accidentely melted a parking meter the other day because it somehow set off my sense… [img]images/smiles/converted/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Just wait ’till I start working on the 8th sense, Trekkie detection… I don’t really have a problem with them, but it is the next step in the senses and you can’t skip… I just hope I don’t wander too close to any conventions… [img]images/smiles/converted/wink.gif[/img]
Hey Mattman,
My cloning projects are coming along nicely, might be able to ship off some subjects to you in the near future. Wouldn’t want you to land on the FBI/antialien scans with those random tests…can’t have that happen [img]images/smiles/converted/cwm12.gif[/img]
Just picked up a new super soaker…purple…as part of a behavioral management program for some pesky pigeons.
They seem to have more frontal lobe activity than I expected, go figure??? Wondering if you can adapt some clips for my weapon of choice and I could start some experiments on the zombie pigeons that inhabit the caves above my patio. [img]images/smiles/converted/aliensmile.gif[/img]Zombie sense detection….too cool. I may need some tutoring on that one, recent infiltrations into the inner circle and all [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img]
I have been working on a way to put up a cellular block in my frontal lobe…preserving some fx in times of stress/zombie virus attack/lovely beverages and such. No success yet, will let you know and you can pass it on to your pals. Would be a wonderful invention…or pipe dream…still fun thou.Allison [img]images/smiles/converted/dizzy.gif[/img]
Hmm, I don’t know about new clips for the super soaker… If we were fighting vampires, I’d say fill’em with holy water, but zombies don’t mind it… [img]images/smiles/converted/frown.gif[/img]
Flame conversion wouldn’t work, because plastic and fire don’t mix too well… If only we could develop some kind of topical chemical solution that wouldn’t cause expensive property damage as well…
As far as the pigeons go, don’t know if I could be much help there, seein’ that ‘pigeon telepathy’ isn’t until the 14th sense… The funny thing is that ‘bird telepathy’ is the 12th sense, but pigeons are excluded and get their own. They’re deceptively intellegent, they’ve already invented the wheel and I expect them to discover fire within the next 50 years. Of coarse, when I develop ‘pigeon telepathy’ I’ll be able to use it with my ‘zombie sense’ (7th sense) to detect zombie pigeons since one can combine the abilities… [img]images/smiles/converted/wink.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/cool.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/biggrin.gif[/img]
As for the cellular lobe block… Could be possible. In fact we may already possess the ability naturally… I know I can block the psychic attacks made by the poor victims of an alien virus that fell to earth a while back… Perhaps our minds, or even entire bodies can develop the ability to block physical zombie-pathogens as well.
As for the alien virus, it was a small outbreak, and I’ve just about cleaned up the situation… Unfortunately, I think the US government obtained a sample of the virus. I do not currently know their plans involving it… [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img]
Hey Braniac,
Your probably right about the adaptaion problems, actually don’t want to shed any blood or anything [img]images/smiles/converted/rolleyes.gif[/img] Just want to keep the pesky larger than expected frontal lobe ugly birds away from the patio…tired of cleaning up the crap…sadly I mean literally [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img]
My new weapon of choice is great, comes with three clips. My behavioral mangement program has for the most part been effective. Some zombie birds have been challenging me recently though, but I have a solution. One of the clips is filled with hot sauce…Iguana type in honor of the Ig…used as a self defence mechanism when I am outside on the patio late/alone listening to the discman. A girl has to have protection [img]images/smiles/converted/biggrin.gif[/img] Have decided to fill additional clips to deal with the zombie birds…better than the BB gun my neighbor is talking about [img]images/smiles/converted/frown.gif[/img]
So hey, get back to me about the tutoring/zombie detection sense…sounds like a sound business venture to me [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/wink.gif[/img]
Allison…off to make more blender beverages…need the frontal lobe block…sooner rather than later [img]images/smiles/converted/tongue.gif[/img]
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