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I dunno, not sure it’s possible
The BEARS continue to lose players to injuries every week, Lyman who got a couple td’s for us last week gone for the season with an acl tear, A Train out for the season with a broken index finger & the most horrifying news Urlacher may sit with a bad shoulder injury…no major damage thankfully but still We must be setting some sort of record for players lost to injury…god 
Of course by monday nite I will be completely delusional again, so go GEARS go
Got this off a BEARS site this am…too funny, if only we were playing the fins in Champaign
@ +70 degrees
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Illinois go swimming in the Rivers.
@ +60 degrees
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Illinois plant gardens.
@ +50 degrees
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Illinois sunbathe.
@ +40 degrees
Italian &English cars won’t start.
People in Illinois drive with the windows down.
@ +32 degrees
Distilled water freezes.
Illinois River water gets thicker.
@ +20 degrees
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats.
People in Illinois throw on a flannel shirt.
@ +15 degrees
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Illinois have the last cookout before it gets cold.
@ +10 degrees
People in Miami all die…
Illinoisans lick the flagpole.
@ -20 degrees
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Illinois get out their winter coats.
@ -40 degrees
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Illinois are selling cookies door to door.
@ -60 degrees
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic.
Illinois Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it
gets cold enough.@ -80 degrees
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
People in Illinois rent some videos.
@ -100 degrees
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Illinoisans get frustrated because they can’t thaw the keg.
@ -297 degrees
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Illinois complain about farmers with cold hands.
@ -460 degrees
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
People in Illinois start saying, "Cold ’nuff for ya?"
@ -500 degrees
Hell freezes over.
The Bears win the Super Bowl!I dunno, not sure it’s possible
The BEARS continue to lose players to injuries every week, Lyman who got a couple td’s for us last week gone for the season with an acl tear, A Train out for the season with a broken index finger & the most horrifying news Urlacher may sit with a bad shoulder injury…no major damage thankfully but still We must be setting some sort of record for players lost to injury…god Of course by monday nite I will be completely delusional again, so go GEARS go
Got this off a BEARS site this am…too funny, if only we were playing the fins in Champaign
@ +70 degrees
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Illinois go swimming in the Rivers.
@ +60 degrees
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Illinois plant gardens.
@ +50 degrees
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Illinois sunbathe.
@ +40 degrees
Italian &English cars won’t start.
People in Illinois drive with the windows down.
@ +32 degrees
Distilled water freezes.
Illinois River water gets thicker.
@ +20 degrees
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats.
People in Illinois throw on a flannel shirt.
@ +15 degrees
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Illinois have the last cookout before it gets cold.
@ +10 degrees
People in Miami all die…
Illinoisans lick the flagpole.
@ -20 degrees
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Illinois get out their winter coats.
@ -40 degrees
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Illinois are selling cookies door to door.
@ -60 degrees
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Artic.
Illinois Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it
gets cold enough.@ -80 degrees
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
People in Illinois rent some videos.
@ -100 degrees
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Illinoisans get frustrated because they can’t thaw the keg.
@ -297 degrees
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Illinois complain about farmers with cold hands.
@ -460 degrees
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
People in Illinois start saying, "Cold ’nuff for ya?"
@ -500 degrees
Hell freezes over.
The Bears win the Super Bowl!Hehe that is a good and accurate depiction. Only crazier people I have seen in the cold have been those from the upper peninsula in Michigan. Yoopers are insane, totally.
GEARS?
no more diazepam for you young ladyHehe that is a good and accurate depiction. Only crazier people I have seen in the cold have been those from the upper peninsula in Michigan. Yoopers are insane, totally.
GEARS?
no more diazepam for you young lady"Halfman" wrote:Only crazier people I have seen in the cold have been those from the upper peninsula in Michigan. Yoopers are insane, totally.Let’s here it for my boys from Macinac Island. Woo.
"Halfman" wrote:Only crazier people I have seen in the cold have been those from the upper peninsula in Michigan. Yoopers are insane, totally.Let’s here it for my boys from Macinac Island. Woo.
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GEARS Amazing what sleep deprivation will do to spelling 
But DB may have something, right now I’ll try just about anything for a win so……….
bo GEARS bo Canadians are pretty out there with their behavior in the winter as well, unbelievably cold but I still grill supper outdoors at -32celsius
:aliensmile: GEARS Amazing what sleep deprivation will do to spelling But DB may have something, right now I’ll try just about anything for a win so………. bo GEARS bo Canadians are pretty out there with their behavior in the winter as well, unbelievably cold but I still grill supper outdoors at -32celsius
"Valentine Frankenstein" wrote::Canadians are pretty out there with their behavior in the winter as well, unbelievably cold but I still grill supper outdoors at -32celsius
Thought I was used to the cold, and adapted fairly well to it.. But there’s NO WAY would I even try such a thing. Hotdogs and such when out in the woods is ok, but fixing a decent meal in -32C!?!?!?!?!?!?"Valentine Frankenstein" wrote::Canadians are pretty out there with their behavior in the winter as well, unbelievably cold but I still grill supper outdoors at -32celsius
Thought I was used to the cold, and adapted fairly well to it.. But there’s NO WAY would I even try such a thing. Hotdogs and such when out in the woods is ok, but fixing a decent meal in -32C!?!?!?!?!?!?I’m Insane
Actually a lot of people do it here, the grill is just outside my back door on the patio…run out, run in, run out etc. Not gonna let the weather get in the way of anything We had one at work the other nite at 0400, guy brought his bbq in the back of his truck…insane on a number of levels I’m Insane
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