Found this in The Onion

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Consumer Reports Rates Self
‘Excellent’
NEW YORK—Consumer Reports
magazine earned a rating of
"excellent" in its special "Consumer
Advocacy Magazines" issue, which
hit newsstands Tuesday. "From
our exhaustive, unbiased
appraisals of all types of consumer
products to our clear, concise
writing style, Consumer Reports is
once again the undisputed
winner," the article read. "For the
latest in consumer information and
product-safety recalls, look no
further than usv

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