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First Name:Salami
Gender:guy
height:10 feet tall and bulletproof
weight:1000 pounds
Divorced/single…:single
Do you like x files:no
Who is sexier,Mascis or Gore:Gore just thinks he`s sexy because Clinton fixed him up with some honeys.
A-Gore is loose since Clinton helped him out.
b-what are you refering Jaron?
nope
fav alpha…-whatever
mousepad-black
Are you smart:yep
fav smilie:guy smilie from sesame street
thoughts on war and peace:makes more sense on acid.
fav J song:Stairway To Heaven
What musical:Annie get your gun
Shoe size:big
What do you smell like:A and W hamburgers
What does your ideal partner smell like:not like teen spirit.
Spell like [img]images/smiles/converted/tongue.gif[/img]urty goood
Fav tie color:don`t wear em you yuppie
pentium 4:new techno band?
describe your hair:it grows out not long,if I leave it grow too much,it`ll look like Rob Tyner circla 1970.
fav pokemon:Michael Jackson
Mock Jaron:Join the cult of Wayne Newton or Juice Newton or Sir Iassac Newton or Iassac Brock or Herbie Brock or Herbie Hancock or Herb Alpert or Herb Tarlic or Herbie the Love Bug…Salami… go join Malcolm and Matt’s snuggle fest over there until I find you someone else.
BTW EVERYONE: the song at the begginning is NOT from ‘The Wall’ but ‘Fiddler on the Roof,’ you uncultured creatins.
Jaron, I find an odd paradox in your matchmaker thing… It paired me w/ Malcom w/ salamiguy. Yet it clearly says in the form that if one is gay, one is to stop filling out the form… Given that all three of us filled out the form beyond that point, I’ll have to assume neither of us is gay. Based on these circumstances, I’d have to say that your matchmaker computer is busted..! [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/rolleyes.gif[/img]
Oh, and call me a creatin one more time… [img]images/smiles/converted/evil.gif[/img]
regarding the alt+f4 thing: not cool mattman, not cool [img]images/smiles/converted/cussing.gif[/img]
<FONT>[ August 24, 2001 02:51 AM: Message mutated 1 time, lastly by The Dude ]</font>
But that adds to my point. No one had put in a gay entry, yet it’s making that assumption on several of the applicants. Jaron, you should know better than to unleash an adaptive computer upon the public. The technology is still in its infancy and unstable. Now its gonna become aware and kill us all… [img]images/smiles/converted/mad.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/wink.gif[/img]
Matt, you’re an admin… you should know that those sort of ‘adaptive computers killing everyone’ post belongs in the geeky tech chat forum.
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1) First Name: Max
2) Gender: male
c) Height: 192 cm = .. eh .. 6’3
4) Weight: damn non-metric units, I’m 87 kilograms
6) Divorced/Single/Willing to cheat on spouse: willing to try anything
7) Do you like X-Files: nope
8) Which is sexier; Mascis or Al Gore: I want them both
8a) If Gore, is it because he’s known for being stiff: hell, the stiffer the better
8b)If yes and gender male, then what sexuality are you: like I said, I’m willing to try anything .. at least once
9) If gay, please stop filling this out. Hmm, I gotta agree w/Mattman, u need some time away from antipop
10) Favorite alphanumerical character: J as in Jaron
11) Mouse pad or trackball color: can’t find my pad right now
12) Are you smart: sure, why not
13) Favorite smilie: [img]images/smiles/converted/cheers.gif[/img]
14) What are your thoughts on War and Peace: whatever’s cool with me
15) Favorite J. Song: White Christmas
16) What musical featured the song I started with: never been to a musical
17) Shoe size: 10
18) What do you smell like: usually african amber, but now I’m kinda drunk so I dunno and dun really care
19) What does your ideal partner smell like: awwww, I can’t take this no more! I wan’t u now Jaron!!!
20) What do you SPELL like:
21) Favorite tie color:
22) Pentium 4 or AMD Athlon:
23) Describe your hair:
24) Favorite Pokemon:
25) Use this section to mock the matchmaker:Hey,
Flying Cloud…lets leave ELJ out of this, seems his computer is kinda confused or maybe its just elj whos confused…not sure [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img]
I am sure Voodoo Guy…my husband…can come up with a pretty cool match for you. We seem to know a lot of handsome/interesting/challenging tall kinda lanky confused looking guys with sorta messy hair but cool record collections. We will meet somewhere in the middle of the world and burn all our crappy 80’s music while drinking tall beverages (we will make fun of elj’s computer over the bonfire)
Allison [img]images/smiles/converted/newangel.gif[/img]
hey Allison,
I would never mix in a stable marriage, ELJ’s computer must have been drinking.
But yes, let’s play frisbee somewhere with our records (only the dull ones of course), you and your husband, and me (and some good looking losers).
[img]images/smiles/converted/cheers.gif[/img]<BLOCKQUOTE><font>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ELJ:
<STRONG>LOL… I think that’s a geeky tech chat forum question. Post it over there and I’ll help you fix your soundcard.</STRONG><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Hey, I finally managed to fix the problem. Now I can hear the topic theme song … or is it just me, starting to sing spontaneusly when opening the topic? [img]images/smiles/converted/cwm12.gif[/img]
And where are the good looking losers you promised me ???
Hey,
I don’t know, it seems Jaron might be using this scheme as a distraction attempt…collecting data to use at a later time… [img]images/smiles/converted/eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/converted/wink.gif[/img]
Interesting match ups so far elj…. [img]images/smiles/converted/wink.gif[/img]
Allison [img]images/smiles/converted/cwm12.gif[/img]
Allison, even though you’re married and didn’t fill out the form, you are matched up with Flying Cloud.
Mattman, although this questionaire was not intended for gay people, if you stuff enough gay entries into the supercomputer, it adapts, it evolves , it grows – indeed, changes it’s way to actually handle gay people.
Tolerance? Evolution? Both? Neither? A correct term we may never know.
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