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A musician dies and goes to Heaven, and St. Peter takes him on the tour. As they stroll the golden streets, the man keeps hearing an incredible guitar playing. He thinks, "Ohmigosh, that’s the best guitar I’ve ever heard. It just has to be Duane Allman" St. Peter never mentions it, so neither does he. They continue on, viewing the beautiful buildings and pearly gates, etc. St. Peter still doesn’t mention the guitar, but it continues to play in the background, and by now the man is simply drooling with excitement. "It must be Duane!" he thinks. "No one else plays like that!" As they reach the end of the tour, St. Peter says, "OK, well, before we go and get you fitted for wings, do you have any questions?" Quickly, the man says, "Yes, yes! That wonderful guitar sound …is it Duane Allman? St. Peter rolls his eyes and says in a bored voice, "No, that’s God. He just thinks he’s Duane Allman…"
Duane sure could play
I think my fave solo is on Boz Scaggs` Loan Me A Dime
I was reading one of my fave comic books Cerebus The Aardvark and there`s these two redneck characters that the cartoonist drew that look alot like Duane Allman and Dickey Betts.Not sure if he was trying to make it look like them…http://www.comicspriceguide.com/p-indiv.asp?whichpage=&comicTableID=153663″>http://www.comicspriceguide.com/p-indiv … eID=153663
There`s also a couple of issues with Mick Jagger and Keith Richards.You can see Mick on the cover here:
http://www.comicspriceguide.com/p-indiv.asp?whichpage=&comicTableID=153721″>http://www.comicspriceguide.com/p-indiv … eID=153721
A bartender walks into a bar. -Gabe Johnson.
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Why did the boy fall off his bicycle?
Because, someone threw a refrigerator at him. -Heidi (my wife).
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Adam and Eve are in the Garden of Eden and God is telling them two things they must NEVER do. Never eat from the forbidden tree, and Eve, NEVER go into the water, no bathing, swimming, nothing. God goes back up to Heaven and Eve gives it a while and thinks God isn’t looking and she goes to the lake. Adam is swimming and having a great time and she figures God will never know, so she jumps in real quick to wash off. All of the sudden the clouds part and God appears – Eve, what did I tell you about being in the water? Now look what you’ve done, you’ve made all the fish smell like pussy.
R.J.
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