How internet pornography saved my life

[Robert]

"girl" wrote:

Was there an orginal point to this thread or is it one of those "Hey come on in but keep your pants on because this is a family establishment and we don’t let those kinds of things slide here" type topics?

Original point ? You’re in here, posting your heart away, aren’t you ? Can’t that be a goal in its own right ?

"girl" wrote:

Because if it is then I want to add that fires are still good and after seeing him dance I want to steal Scott Spillane’s shoe. With his ankle bone still attached to it.

Where did you gaze upon such a glorious sight ? I would do pretty much anything to rest my eyes on a dancing Scott Spillane.

tonas, I’m not sure where the porn is. girl makes me send her all my porn twice a month, to keep it safe as she puts it, and I’m not sure where she keeps it or what she does with it. I do hope she’s taking good care of it though.

[girl]

What do I do with all that porn you ask? Well let’s just say that it makes a perfect bartering tool to keep me knee deep in Scott Spillane dances.

[Robert]

No no no, you were supposed to tell me where I could find Scott Spillane dancing, remember ?
And before you ask, chained to the radiator in your basement doesn’t count as an answer.

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