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"girl" wrote:You aren’t going to get away with anything. because I’m telling.
*does nervous Homer dance*
Ummm….how do you stand on accepting bribes ?
For the love of everything that’s something, please don’t !I don’t know, the prospect of watching you squirm while you try to talk your way out of it might be priceless.
I like Andrew Daly. I don’t know why but there is something about him that makes me want to kiss him on the mouth.
"girl" wrote:I don’t know, the prospect of watching you squirm while you try to talk your way out of it might be priceless.Yes. In a total annihilation of Robert sort of way.
*starts to look for a parachute and an exit sign*"Robert" wrote:Yes. In a total annihilation of Robert sort of way.No it’s more like in a study of how well you are at talking your way out of being guilty for being naughty sort of way.
If it’s not for scientific research, Robert, then why am I wearing this lab coat?"girl" wrote:No it’s more like in a study of how well you are at talking your way out of being guilty for being naughty sort of way.
If it’s not for scientific research, Robert, then why am I wearing this lab coat?Yes, but, yes, but I’m not sure if I’ll be able to pull that off twice in a row.
Stupid me, I thought it was because it makes you very desireable.
"Robert" wrote:Yes, but, yes, but I’m not sure if I’ll be able to pull that off twice in a row.Look at it this way, since you’ve already done it before it’ll soften the blow and your punishment will be less severe. Plus it’s insane that they would be mad at all in the first place. But if they are mad let’s just hope the temporary insanity defense still works.
Quote:Stupid me, I thought it was because it makes you very desireable.No, that’s why I carry around the clipboard.
"girl" wrote:Look at it this way, since you’ve already done it before it’ll soften the blow and your punishment will be less severe. Plus it’s insane that they would be mad at all in the first place. But if they are mad let’s just hope the temporary insanity defense still works.Will you be my attorney ?
"girl" wrote:No, that’s why I carry around the clipboard.Sorry, my mistake then.
"Robert" wrote:Will you be my attorney ?Yes! I won’t even charge you. I’ll do it pro boner…ugh…I mean pro bono.
"girl" wrote:Yes! I won’t even charge you. I’ll do it pro boner…ugh…I mean pro bono.Thank you, you’re oficially a life saver.
Do I need to read the fine print on the contract ?No, no, you don’t have to read the fine print.
It’s not like it says you have to be my sex slave or anything like thatPerfect. I’m sure I’m in the best hands.
it isn’t ? shoot, well then there’s certainly no need to read it.
That’s it Robert, go ahead and sign it.
*wrings hands like a pervert drooling over his new shipment of hard core porn*
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