I like you!

[girl]

*puts on Papa Lazarou costume*
Now you are forced to go around to strangers houses with me and ask Dave if he wants to buy some pegs.

[Robert]

Though I guess I should feel honoured to be a part of the family business

[girl]

Tell them the circus is coming to town.

Oh no! Is this going to turn into 5 bazillion pages of us quoting the League?

[Robert]

could very well be. Perhaps we should do the sane thing and stop right now and rather talk about something else ?

[girl]

*points to a pie chart in a very official sort of way*

So what are your thoughts on the current state of zebra chess tournaments?

[Robert]

I am sad to say they are non existent. If I had any I’m sure they would be slightly amused, then devestated with disappointment when i found out there weren’t acutal zebras playing chess.

[girl]

*looks at graph that shows that the sale of black and white jellybeans were up during the Zebra Chess tournament of 85*

*looks at you. Looks back at graph*

If they don’t exist how come I have this graph here?

[Robert]

*picks up red telephone and dials a number*
someone is on to us. I know, I know. Yeah, full memory wipe and relocation is needed.

Oh I’m sure that’s just some printing error. Someone will be along shortly to sort it out.

[girl]

This isn’t going to end with me waking up naked in the middle of the desert with a fresh tattoo of the Norwegian flag on my bottom, is it?

[Robert]

Well…you will be naked and there will be something Norwegian on your bottom, but you needn’t worry about ending up in a desert.

[girl]

Behave.

I think I’m going to have start wearing a whistle when you’re around. And I’ll whistle it and yell "Help, adult situations!" when you don’t behave.

[Robert]

Sorry, I was only trying to ease your mind.

The whistle sounds like a good idea though !

[Robert]

Also, as my lawyer, aren’t you supposed to defend me in these situations ?
Not to mention making sure I don’t end up in situations like this ?

[girl]

"Robert" wrote:

Also, as my lawyer, aren’t you supposed to defend me in these situations ?
Not to mention making sure I don’t end up in situations like this ?

Yes, I am your lawyer. But I’m a lazy one. And I’ve never won a case. And I might not have passed the bar. And it’s quite possible that the only thing in my briefcase is a half eaten sandwich.

[Robert]

"girl" wrote:

Yes, I am your lawyer. But I’m a lazy one. And I’ve never won a case. And I might not have passed the bar. And it’s quite possible that the only thing in my briefcase is a half eaten sandwich.

Just my luck, turns out I hired Lionel Hutz as my lawyer.

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