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Billionaire boyfriend, I love you.
"girl" wrote:Billionaire boyfriend, I love you.You could date one of the Rolling Stones.Mick?Keef?
"essgee09" wrote:"girl" wrote:Billionaire boyfriend, I love you.You could date one of the Rolling Stones.Mick?Keef?
One of the things I look for in a billionaire boyfriend is that he is still breathing and is not being held up by pipe cleaners.
That’s a nice thing to say, most trophy girlfriends dream of the chance of being only a heartattack away from total control of the billions.
I guess your billionaire boyfriend has nothing to fear."girl" wrote:One of the things I look for in a billionaire boyfriend is that he is still breathing and is not being held up by pipe cleaners.Jumpin jack pipecleaner it`s a gas gas gas
SG, I like how everything I say you can turn into a music reference.
I like knee high socks. When you go outside and the bottom of your jeans get wet and then you go back inside and you take off your shoes and you walk on tip toes because you don’t want your socks to get wet and then Kablammo! You can take off your jeans and walk around with your knee high socks on and you don’t even get cold. Bliss.
I like how the weather is beautiful today. Not beautiful in the conventional sense of blue skies and sunshiney on your hiney, but more like beautiful in a gray. Where you take a deep breath outside and get whisked away by the wind.
That’s great! I hope your adventure beard is up for some crazy shenanigans!
"But Our shenanigans are cheeky and fun"
"And his shenanigans are cruel and tragic. Which makes them not shenanigans at all really"
"Evil shenanigans!"
"I swear to god I’m going to pistol whip the next guy that says shenanigans"
"Hey Farva, what’s that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the wall and the mozarella sticks?"
"You mean Shenanigans?"
"OOoooooo"
I like that I’ve been waking up really early these past days. It has opened up a hitherto unknown part of the day to me.
It enables me to eat breakfast, read in a book, climax, take a shower and be ready for my first nap before noon.
Bliss.I like feeling that feeling that I haven’t felt in what seems like forever. That naughty, forbidden feeling.
I like you. Everything about you. When I sit across the table from you and you say you have crocodiles in your pants and it makes me laugh so hard I can’t breathe. How I listen to music that I wouldn’t normally listen to just because of you. Word to the wise, Ray Lamontagne, prepare to be kidnapped.
Newborn lambs, is there a specific name for baby lambs ?
They are like cute clouds with feet & eyes.
Oh my black and twisted punk rock heart, how strange isn’t it to learn to feel new feelings.I like calves as well, but I’m pretty sure it’s false propaganda to label 1 year old cows as calves, seeing as they constantly knocked me over when they wanted to play with me.
Oh Robert, you just adorabilized me to death. Baby animals rate pretty high on the "Awww, that’s so cute" scale.
Growing up we had this pony and we just thought she was fat but then one morning we went out to feed the horses and we found the cutest little surprise waiting for us. She had a baby! And he was the smallest cutest little creature you have ever seen. His little hooves were the size of quarters. So tiny. So precious.
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