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Oh Mr. Canoehead, can I be Mrs. Canoehead?
We could ride a tandem bicycle across Canada and have mock sword fights with the oars.ps Robert, that sounds like heaven. That’s one of my favorite things to do. Be out on the water. Feel the sunshine kiss your skin. Trailing your fingers lazily making ripples in the water.
"girl" wrote:Oh Mr. Canoehead, can I be Mrs. Canoehead? We could ride a tandem bicycle across Canada and have mock sword fights with the oars.
His canoe was welded on his head from a thunder bolt.Do you want to spend the rest of your life with a canoe on your head?
Yes. Yes I do. Just imagine all the three stooges situations you would get into. *stands next to SG* What? did you say something? *turns giant canoe head and whacks you in the head with it*
"girl" wrote:ps Robert, that sounds like heaven. That’s one of my favorite things to do. Be out on the water. Feel the sunshine kiss your skin. Trailing your fingers lazily making ripples in the water.Agreed, it’s so great I’m sure even Buddah had a canoe.
I only wish it was warm enough to swim in. Because it’s not. Not at all. And I gave up my mermaid body for human legs so I could be with Prince Eric and not have to hear another song about living under the sea. Oh wait, that’s not my life. That was the movie Little Mermaid.
"girl" wrote:Yes. Yes I do. Just imagine all the three stooges situations you would get into. *stands next to SG* What? did you say something? *turns giant canoe head and whacks you in the head with it*Ow!
"girl" wrote:I only wish it was warm enough to swim in. Because it’s not. Not at all. And I gave up my mermaid body for human legs so I could be with Prince Eric and not have to hear another song about living under the sea. Oh wait, that’s not my life. That was the movie Little Mermaid.I hear a Versus song coming on
*Mermaid Legs*I just looked up this song on Youtube and I got pole dancing
"girl" wrote:Oh SG, shouldn’t you be busy filing a sexual harrassment lawsuit against me?‘She used to be the queen of the deep
now she`s walking home in her sleep’I like green tea with pomegranate and a slice of lemon. It’s deliciously pretentious.
I like how the wind is going insane and making my bamboo wind chimes go bananas.
I like life and how even though Tim Roth is only 4’7" he could still give you a look that would make your panties dissolve.I like when I call someone and they think they’ve pressed the mute button on their phone, but the actually answered it, and they say ‘it’s ok, I’ll call him back,’ and then proceeds to have sex with their girlfriend.
And when they call me I can smile a lot.Did you casually insert some of his girlfriend’s comments during said copulation into your conversation?
I didn’t. I took the high road.
I just asked him if he had showered before he called me back or if their intercourse had lasted that long, and if so I was impressed.I like how the first thing that hits me when I walk into my house is the smell of a huge bouquet of lilies.
And I like tattoos but not getting them.
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