I like you!

[girl]

I like riot punch. International kidnappings. And licking crooked teeth.

[essgee09]

"girl" wrote:

I like riot punch.

Is that like hawaiian punch?

[girl]

"essgee09" wrote:

"girl" wrote:

I like riot punch.

Is that like hawaiian punch?

Yes but with added chaos. You see, If you drink it it’ll make you flip over cars.

[Robert]

How about things that rhymes with cars ? Does it make you flip over things that rhymes with cars ? Like stars ? Have you flipped over a star, dweebus ?

[essgee09]

The star czar was listening to Gwar while eating a Mars bar while the road was full of tar

[tonas]

"essgee09" wrote:

The star czar was listening to Gwar while eating a Mars bar while the road was full of tar

Hardy Har Har……..

[girl]

Oh my, you guys are the greatest.

I like so many things right now that the internet would explode if I were to write them all down.

[girl]

I like swimming. A lot.
I like babies that are smiley and happy and look like Zach Galifianakis.
I like when people try to say New Hampshire phone book and it comes out as finey bobo. Oh my, yes. I like that a lot.

[Robert]

Being woken by dweebus way too early and then laughing a lot. And since the clock is still before noon it’s possible to go skiing.

[girl]

"Robert" wrote:

Being woken by dweebus way too early and then laughing a lot. And since the clock is still before noon it’s possible to go skiing.

Dweebuses will do that. They are unpredictable creatures prone to bar fights and inpeccable comedic timing.

And the clock says it’s before noon? Did you move to the moon and are now running on moon time?

[Robert]

They sure will. They’re like an enigma wrapped in a strippers body dressed in mirrors and mittens.

Well, no, it was before noon, so I was able to go skiing.

[girl]

Dweebuses sound awesome! Like if you mixed banana bread, a karate chop and two shiny new dimes together.

And now that we established that you didn’t move to the moon…Hurray for skiing! Everything about it is just great. Especially when you have a bright clear day or when you go after dark and you can see the stars! And when Ned Flanders is wearing his tight outfit and says "If feels like I’m wearing nothing at all" and Homer says "Stupid sexy Flanders!" And even the way it’s spelled! S-K-I-I-N-G Those two "i’s" placed so lovingly together. Bliss.

[Robert]

Dweebuses are the best ! And they’ve got special skills.

And ! when Homer has that flashback as he’s skiing down the mountain of Flanders saying ‘Nothing at all ! Nothing at all !"
Those two i’s mean business, they’re in it for the long run.

[girl]

They certainly do have special skills! They can balance a check book and juggle chainsaws while simultanesously creating a swan ice sculpture in the desert! Mad skills indeed.

Oh Robert, I like our mutual love for quoting Simpsons and all things with two "i’s". Maybe that’s why we don’t trust people with eyepatches.

And I think I want to take up snowboarding this year.

[Robert]

Yeah, they’re something completely out of the ordinary. With pineapples on top. And I have to tell you, the stories I’ve heard regarding the tricks they can do with their mouths.. It sends happy shivers down my spine.

No wonder, statistics have shown that people with eyepatches are genetically unable to quote the Simpsons, let alone appreciate two i’s close together.

You should take up snowboarding. It’s like dancing in an avalanche mounted in the ocean. Plus, you’ll get really good at falling on your bum, and that’ll allways come in handy.

[Author]

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