I like you!

[Robert]

"girl" wrote:

Men’s boxer briefs on the other hand are evil. It’s like trying to get into Fort Knox.

Yes, the kind of Fort Knox where the gold tries to escape from its confinements.

[girl]

White gold. One of my favorite things to wear on my persons. *sexually suggestive high five*

I like how the moon has been crazy beautiful the past three nights.
I like when a grown man calls another grown man "a big girl’s blouse".

[Robert]

Banana Coladas. They are my guilty pleasure. That and any other drink that comprises rum.

[girl]

You big girl!

No, I’m just kidding. But seriously though, I think your vagina might be showing.

[PunkyJ]

"Robert" wrote:

Banana Coladas. They are my guilty pleasure. That and any other drink that comprises rum.

I can only handle a few sips of those. Too sweet for me. Scotch and sours or beer is about all I drink anymore.

[tonas]

I like learning new guitar riffs and pretending I’m a virtuoso.

[PunkyJ]

Brownies at midnight.

[essgee09]

I like the fact we have`nt made any Wizard Of Oz jokes to PunkyJ or asked if her dog`s name is Toto

[tonas]

Ooh my favorite dessert is brownies and ice cream.

"PunkyJ" wrote:

Brownies at midnight.

[Robert]

"PunkyJ" wrote:

"Robert" wrote:

Banana Coladas. They are my guilty pleasure. That and any other drink that comprises rum.

I can only handle a few sips of those. Too sweet for me. Scotch and sours or beer is about all I drink anymore.

That is because you pee like a girl and drink like a man.
I on the other hand pee like a boy and drink like a little girl. A tiny girl with roses in her cheeks and a bottle of rum in her boys are stupid, throw rocks at them purse.

Plus, have you tried making one with just frozen bananas, some ice cubes, plenty of rum and attacking it like a deranged lunatic on a killing spree with a blender ?

[PunkyJ]

"Robert" wrote:

That is because you pee like a girl and drink like a man.

I read that and instantly started picturing myself as a superhero. I just need a name and a cape now.

[girl]

Oh my, PunkyJ, the things you say make me think that you are my long lost twin. That’s it, isn’t it?! You are my sister from another mister!

[tonas]

How exciting getting to witness a reunion of sorts here on Freakscene.

[PunkyJ]

"essgee09" wrote:

I like the fact we have`nt made any Wizard Of Oz jokes to PunkyJ or asked if her dog`s name is Toto

How did I miss this? I like that you guys haven’t brought it up either. ha There is nothing worse than when people come to Kansas and actually ask us if Wizard of Oz is real and where can they see Dorothy’s house. That’s almost as bad as the ones that are shocked we drive cars and not horse and buggies. My personal favorite is the cowboys and indians… "Are they, like, really here so I can watch them fight?" If only they were joking.

[essgee09]

"PunkyJ" wrote:

"essgee09" wrote:

I like the fact we have`nt made any Wizard Of Oz jokes to PunkyJ or asked if her dog`s name is Toto

How did I miss this? I like that you guys haven’t brought it up either. ha There is nothing worse than when people come to Kansas and actually ask us if Wizard of Oz is real and where can they see Dorothy’s house. That’s almost as bad as the ones that are shocked we drive cars and not horse and buggies. My personal favorite is the cowboys and indians… "Are they, like, really here so I can watch them fight?" If only they were joking.

Any tourists get out of their cars singing Dust In The Wind?

[Author]

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