I like you!

[PunkyJ]

Heart attack specials, orgasm surprise…. I want them in my mouth. That’s all I know.

[girl]

I want an orgasm surprise in my mouth but not that brownie.

Some things should never go together. Like a grilled cheese and a burger.
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But do you know what I do like? Weekends! And confetti! And when the two combine forces my heart skips a beat. But that could be do to a minor heart attack after seeing the grilled cheese burger brownie combo.

[tonas]

I like ice cold beers after a long stressful week/weekend. I also like rocking out on my guitar. And lastly I like the thought of what I’m going to do to my wife later tonight after the kids go to bed.

[girl]

"tonas" wrote:

And lastly I like the thought of what I’m going to do to my wife later tonight after the kids go to bed.

Awesome. Did you walk around her upstairs on your hands? You know, the sexual position that ends with her upside down. And topless.

[tonas]

and then some!

[girl]

Tonas, that deserves a sleazy high five.

[tonas]

"girl" wrote:

Tonas, that deserves a sleazy high five.

I better wash my hands first….

[girl]

I like you, Tonas!

[tonas]

Why thank you Girl, I am quite fond of you too.

[girl]

Things that I like and want to marry:

Clementines
Jeff Winger playing pool in his undies
Coming home when you’ve been away for a while
And Jason Schwartzman at 1 minute 43 seconds
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And if I had to marry Texas, it would be the type of loveless marriage where we sleep in separate beds and never talk.

[PunkyJ]

Finally getting a day off of work. It has been a long two weeks.

[tonas]

"PunkyJ" wrote:

Finally getting a day off of work. It has been a long two weeks.

Your pimp is working you too hard. Enjoy your break.

[PunkyJ]

Just call me Sally in the Alley from now on.

[tonas]

Sure thing "Sally"

[PunkyJ]

I really should start charging for my hobbies.

[Author]

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