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He’s married and already used as a cape by his wife. I just get to use him on his birthday. And sometimes on Christmas. And on days that end in Y.
"girl" wrote:He’s married and already used as a cape by his wife. I just get to use him on his birthday. And sometimes on Christmas. And on days that end in Y.Like on easter morning ? + does this make him the caped crusader ?
No, on Easter morning I’m way too busy getting bunny humped by the Easter Rabbit.
And we all know the caped crusader is really SG!
that reminds of an email I once saw, or wrote, I get easily confused.He is ?! My theory is that SG is Jamie Hyneman from Mythbusters. But I have no problem seeing Jamie as the caped crusader, so I’m sure that would work.
I think I remember that!
Jamie’s mustache is awe inspiring. If he had a fetish website devoted to that giant catepillar strapped to his face, I would never leave my house.
Me neither ! I would construct a shrine in his honour made out of plywood, porcelain plates and eighteen stuffed armadilloes covered in lint from all the tumble dryers in Oslo.
That reminds me of that one time when I fashioned myself a transglobal vortex apparatus, nicknamed it the monumental buttock device and tried to set sail for the east coast of America. The only flaw in my logic was that I launched it in my bathtub, which sadly isn’t connected to the Atlantic Ocean.
Jamie Hynamen’s naked ass is so beautiful it makes children weep. I don’t known why the children are viewing his ass. One can only hope it was some sort of science field trip to Mount Jamie. But they are, and they’re crying while they take notes and examine butt hairs through microscopes.
And that reminds me of when I heard you take a shower! Honestly, your girly scream trumps giant mustaches anyday.
And they put down their blankets and enjoy a fashionable picknick while debating the impact Jamies butt hairs has on the global economy. And as we all know, the global economy is a small, cat like creature living in a shoe box underneath the train station in Portobello Road, London, and it’s such a treat that all these children, enjoying their picknick on Jamies butt, feel so strongly for this tiny creature that lives in a shoe box on the other side of an ocean.
Yes, shower story. I am throughly delighted that you decided to bring that up. Thank you
Oh yes. And the children have bake sales and car washes to raise money so poor orphan strippers can fulfill their life’s dream of making it big in the 2010 US Pole Dancing Champioships.
[youtube]DXaDvcXTwJA[/youtube]And right now I am so happy that this exists that I am going to buy my doughnut wife a brand new dress. And then take her out of it. And then let her listen to Robert’s girly scream herself because I can’t quite do it justice while doing my impression of it.
I am so tired right now, so I can’t be bothered to find an example, but youtube holds a host of clips entitled stripper fail and I’d just like to put it out there that it looks rather amusing when the whole pole routine ends in disaster and mayhem.
Also, someone is in big trouble.
*fetches cane*Oh my. I just spent the last twenty minutes talking on the phone while looking up stripper fails. And then I somehow ended up watching this
[youtube]ucF0p3fN5DY&feature=channel[/youtube]Now I think I need to get off the interwebs, get into my designated caning outfit and assume the position.
"girl" wrote:Now I think I need to get off the interwebs, get into my designated caning outfit and assume the position.Since this is the I like you ! thread I feel it’s only fair to point out that I like this.
I don’t find pole dancing sexy…perhaps it’s because I’m not a guy….I think sexy would be drinking coffee while reading the New York Times…in those undies and heels…I can’t even walk in high heels…I really can’t..so got to give them two thumbs up for…whatever that is that they are doing in those shoes.
but fails….those are great….My 14 year old son has been putting one up on the computer each morning now for a few weeks so we can all start our day off with a laugh. This photograph had him doubled over with laughter. I must say…It’s a good one….If you see someone drowning……
[img]http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129144614332424537.jpg[/img]
I’m not a big fan of heels that extreme. When you have them on it makes you feel like an Amazon woman and that boys should watch out or suffer death by snu snu. But I love heels in general. I am the stereotypical girl who has about 5 bagillion pairs of them.
So I like shoes.
I like that it is so quiet and lovely right now except for the sweet sounds of Best Coast.
I like that when I was in bed this morning I could smell lilacs from the tree outside my window.
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