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"girl" wrote:I like the list of ways I’ll be made to shut up.
I like that I’ve been in a car for seven hours, making my way westwards, talking about butt pirates, extra terrestial toasters and five important rules to survive an apocalypse, and when the day is over I log onto this here freakscene and see that girl has posted what she has posted.
Or some other combination of english words that might make more sense.I like that the waterfall which was frosen solid the last time I was here has changed into a giant living organism that sings and dances.
Yes. I have a big mouth and sometimes I just need someone to fill it.
And frozen waterfalls coming to life?! I think I would like that.
"girl" wrote:😆I’m not a big fan of heels that extreme. When you have them on it makes you feel like an Amazon woman and that boys should watch out or suffer death by snu snu. But I love heels in general. I am the stereotypical girl who has about 5 bagillion pairs of them.
I never thought I’d die this way, but I always really hoped!
A lot of times, I find girl’s sexier when their in thrashed out sneakers. But then again, I’ve also been addicted to The Fixfixfix’s pictures of half-naked girls with their bikes. But then again, I end up criticizing the girls over their bikes. "Seriously, Aerospoke wheels?"
Some days my snottiness gets on my own nerves.
I have weird rules for girls where as with boys I just let things slide. Like their weiners into my naughty areas.
For instance, I can not stand tan lines. Ladies, if you have them I just end up staring but not in a good way. I hate them so much that I will even avoid pornage if they are present. And I love pornage. It’s what I have for breakfast every morning.
And these are the reasons why I am single.
ps It’s Friday! I like that a lot.
I like when my son asks a super shy girl (who he’s liked all year long) to their 8th grade dance and he thinks she’ll say no, but she says yes. I’m sure the flowers he got for her helped a little. I am stoked for him.
Oh my, that is adorable to the max and makes my previous post that much more creepy.
I should just glue on a mustache and buy a van right now.
Holy moly! I missed a lot of good stuff this week. Wigs, capes, 8th-grade dances…
"girl" wrote:I should just glue on a mustache and buy a van right now.I have been wanting to go to the zoo, but I was afraid that going there without a small person would make me look like a pedophile. Other than renting a kid, I have decided to take my niece with me. I bought a fake mustache to put on her for our little zoo trip. Stoked.
"PunkyJ" wrote:I have been wanting to go to the zoo, but I was afraid that going there without a small person would make me look like a pedophile.Don’t worry, with statements like this
"PunkyJ" wrote:Other than renting a kidwe pretty much got you pegged.
I too like going to the zoo with a kid, but that’s just so I know that there’s atleast one person that I’ll outrun should the lions escape and start looking for fresh meat. To make me look less of an asshole I would like to point out that a senior citizen could just as easily serve the same purpose. It’s not in my nature to discriminate.
You might want to watch the news on Saturday. We were told by her mother that she loves to climb anything and everything, so I’m sure we will be the ones on the news trying to fish a 3-year old girl wearing a mustache out of the tiger cages. Tigers are her favorite…and monkeys, but I haven’t figured out a way to sneak Monkey in yet.
"Robert" wrote:To make me look less of an asshole I would like to point out that a senior citizen could just as easily serve the same purpose. It’s not in my nature to discriminate.I immediately started laughing when I read this because it reminds me of when a friend and I were driving, saw some lovely senior citizens and he said "All old people should be chained together." and then I laughed. Uncontrollably.
Oh! Oh! Oh! PunkyJ, you should buy a mustache for Monkey too! I would wrestle a tiger to see that. Or maybe just hug one.
[img]http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Tiger%20Hug.jpg[/img]Tigers giving hugs…Oh my, I still like that.
I like 1st birthday parties! And I couldn’t have asked for a better day. It was bright and sunny and full of ladybugs and I didn’t have to bake anymore. Oh my, I made a cake for her and it took forever. Plus 7 days.
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/erotic~vulture/IMG_2806.jpg?t=1274700812[/img]
But she loved it.
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/erotic~vulture/IMG_2854.jpg?t=1274700930[/img]Wow ! Your skills in umnentionables is clearly matched by your ninja pastry skills ! I am going to hoist the flag and call that the best birthday cake ever.
And it’s nice to see that she masters the only correct way of eating a cake
Ninja pastry skills.
If you only knew…The night before I stayed up really really late, woke up early the next morning with the feeling like Hey I can do this! I am the master of my domain! but then I still felt "sleepy" and said Not gonna happen. Need more sleepy time then didn’t wake up until well into the afternoon.
So I messed up quite a bit in many places and my fingers were dyed red for the entire rest of the evening. But it was so worth it to see her tear into it and get it everywhere. She even had it up her nose! Hehei really like the fact that when you like someone, like a lot, but you’re having trouble expressing just how much you like her, and you call her and everything is just mayhem and weird scottish accents, she still understands and pretends to appreciate it. It is probably the essence of love right there.
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