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"girl" wrote:And I like taking a shower and being all clean after spending pretty much a week straight being filthy.
Oh, sweetheart, how many times do I have to tell you ? Soap will never be able to wash away that sort of filthiness.
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh I still want people around here to think I’m pure and pristine like freshly fallen snow.
And maybe this would be better suited in Complete Randomness but I’m pretty sure Tommy Chong sold me underwear today.
"girl" wrote:And maybe this would be better suited in Complete Randomness but I’m pretty sure Tommy Chong sold me underwear today.Agreed, you wearing underwear is complete randomness. To the max.
I like people who quote Futurama. Like to the extent that I might actually heart them. And the premiere of the new season is just three days away. I am excited, to say the least.
Only three days away?! Oh my, I have to stop negelcting my tv duties. I haven’t even watched the first 2 episodes of season 3 of True Blood.
My lady parts must be broken. Is anyone around here a mechanic? 
And I like warm weather and swimming and my little lady loving the same!
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I never thought in a million years I could love someone so much. Especially someone who says "Yes" everytime I tell her "No".I like weekends! And when they start on Thursday and roll into Monday. And I like tubing and finding a new swimming spot where you can climb up these huge rocks and jump off and have your swimsuit make a daring escape from your nether regions and I like fireworks! But most of all, I like stick figure love notes.
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SG, I know you came here to Vermont in your little car to celebrate 4th of July because I took a picture of you. There is no getting around that Canadian flag.
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/erotic~vulture/Picture18462556.jpg?t=1278364106[/img]"girl" wrote:ps.
SG, I know you came here to Vermont in your little car to celebrate 4th of July because I took a picture of you. There is no getting around that Canadian flag.
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/erotic~vulture/Picture18462556.jpg?t=1278364106[/img]I was trying to look like the cover of The Dead Kennedy`s Frankenchrist.I think it worked!
I had a thing for those little red hats as a child, and I loved going to antique stores trying to find them. Yes, I was just as cool back then.
You were super cool the day you moonwalked out of your mama. There is no doubt about that.
I like meeting World Guy and his dog Nice and all the hippie boys who were using devil sticks. I drove into town and the first thing I saw was a giant inflatable earth. The second thing I saw was a purple van. And you know my fondness for vans.
How silly!
I spent the good part of my weekend telling everyone that I had an incurable and highly contageous case of Krothbinew. Oh my and when you said "You’re an eccentric? I’m an eccentric too! I keep roast beef in my pockets" I nearly peed my pants. I nearly peed my pants and I liked it.
Marathon medals that aren’t my own. Wearing all six of them at the same time, demanding a discount at the sushi place because I’m a highly skilled athlete and when they delivered the food they called me Mr. Super Olympic. Being carried back to the place where the party was while we all sang the winner takes it all.
The whisky at five in the morning wasn’t such a good idea though. Oddly enough.I think I drank so much this weekend that my liver is going to write her congressman. But one thing that is super hilarious is calling a bartender "liquorsmith". For the entire evening.
Liquorsmith ! At first I thought it was really posh that your liver has her own congressman, but living in a country where there is such a fantastic phenomenon as a liquorsmith I guess it’s mandatory.
I always try to get my liver drunk before me, that way it can’t say no. And if it does it’s just the slutty codename for yes.
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