I like you!

[girl]

Postcards! Especially ones that inform me that the bog of eternal stench has been located.

I wish people sent more things through the mail. You know…besides my modified girl thongs.

[Robert]

"girl" wrote:

I wish people sent more things through the mail. You know…besides my modified girl thongs.

Oi ! Does this mean that I have to pick up the modified girl thong, or could you be persuaded to make an exception for boys in the middle of nowhere, aka Norway ?

I like when cute girls tell me they won’t drown me in the toilet.
& I like that I’ve found my soldering iron.

[girl]

"Robert" wrote:

Oi ! Does this mean that I have to pick up the modified girl thong, or could you be persuaded to make an exception for boys in the middle of nowhere, aka Norway ?

I’ve never sent anything to Norway before. But I do send items to Finland every now and again. The girl has me lie on the customs forms how much it really is.

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I like when cute girls tell me they won’t drown me in the toilet.
& I like that I’ve found my soldering iron.

And it must be really special to be someone’s boy too. Someone’s boy equipped with a soldering gun.
That should be made into a movie! You on a mission to rid the arctic of bad guys while simultaneously fusing metals together along the way.
Awesome.

ps Hi Kylie Mae. I already love you.

[Robert]

"girl" wrote:

I’ve never sent anything to Norway before. But I do send items to Finland every now and again. The girl has me lie on the customs forms how much it really is.

The next time I catch the post umpire riding into the village on his postmans donkey, or Ponkey as is the official, government licensed name for this majestic creature, I’ll inquire about the odds of the modified girl thong surviving the rowboat journey across the oceanical barrier.
Should they be slim we’ll have to come up with an alternate plan. Incidentally, does anyone happen to know the maximum tonnage of a homing pidgeon ?
Since our King doesn’t belive in telephones we all have the right to use twelvty pidgeons each year, they’re stationed in The Royal Aviation Herbarium & Furnace Upholsterers located in the other village.

"girl" wrote:

And it must be really special to be someone’s boy too. Someone’s boy equipped with a soldering gun.
That should be made into a movie! You on a mission to rid the arctic of bad guys while simultaneously fusing metals together along the way.
Awesome.

It is definetely special, I’m thinking about getting a t.shirt that reads Elvira’s boy, safe from toilets since 2010. It is a lot of words though, so I might have to get another chest mounted next to mine to fit them all.
I know ! It should be made into a movie ! I’m a ninja with a soldering gun, I cause at least as much damage as the purple ninja I saw in that movie whose name I can’t remember.

"girl" wrote:

ps Hi Kylie Mae. I already love you.

They are good with names

Oh, and I like pictures such as this.
[img]http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/content/images/2007/08/30/leagueofgentlemen2_396x222.jpg[/img]
Edward & Tubbs should be celebrated.

[tonas]

Robert and Girl, you too look marvelous in that family portrait.

[girl]

I don’t even know where to start. Oh wait, yes I do! I want to quit my job and just breed giant pigeons all day. Breed giant pigeons and push my finger up against my nose so I can look like Tubbs.

Likes:
Kiera chasing turkeys
The fact that I was so tired running on Bingo time that I misspelled Kiley
Weekends that don’t feature kid activities
When someone says I’m so thirsty I could suck a snowman’s dick

[Robert]

"girl" wrote:

😆

I don’t even know where to start. Oh wait, yes I do! I want to quit my job and just breed giant pigeons all day. Breed giant pigeons and push my finger up against my nose so I can look like Tubbs.

The definition of the good life right there.

"girl" wrote:

Kiera chasing turkeys

Is she by any chance half Samurai ? I bet she is ! Because she’s gotta be tough to chase away such fierce and deadly creatures.

"girl" wrote:

When someone says I’m so thirsty I could suck a snowman’s dick

That reminds me of a story that is so inapropriate it borders on genius. Come to think of it, most everything I remember is borderline something or another.

[girl]

I like stories that are borderline something!

Oh my. I heart vests. And when you show up wearing a tweed one with corduroys so it looks like you are a college professor from the 1970’s.
I like holding pictures hostage and feeling that god like power that comes with it.
I like when you smile and your eyes get all squintchy and it makes me smile so my eyes do the same.
And I like Autumn! The sound of leaves rustling = happiness.

[tonas]

I like hitting the alarm clock, pulling the sheets over my shoulders, and cuddling with my wife instead of getting up for work. I’d much rather stay in bed all day with her under the sheets……….

[Robert]

"girl" wrote:

I like stories that are borderline something!

Then come sit on my lap and get ready for storytime !

"girl" wrote:

I like holding pictures hostage and feeling that god like power that comes with it.

That’s just pure evil

For the first time in my life I’ve purchased clothes for miniature people, and to my astonishment I’ve found I like it. So much so that I walked out of there with a lot more than I bargained for. Literally. But then again, I think all boys ages 6 months and up should have clothes with Ramones, AC/DC and Sex Pistols images on them. I was really vested on a Enjoy Milk ! thingy majig, but since it’s for my nephew I didn’t deam it appropriate.

Oh, and I’ve bought a mountain of band aids. Honestly. I’m thinking this’ll keep me safe from being drowned in the toilet for a very long time.

[girl]

"Robert" wrote:

Then come sit on my lap and get ready for storytime !

On one hand I want to sit on your lap but on the other hand I really want to sit on your lap.

Quite the quandary.

[tonas]

I sat on Roberts lap once, and well lets just say I only sat on it ONCE.

[Robert]

"girl" wrote:

On one hand I want to sit on your lap but on the other hand I really want to sit on your lap.

Quite the quandary.

*double conondrum high five !*

tonas, it might’ve only been once, but you sure did wiggle those hips of yours while you were doing it. And I’m "sorry" that I administered a quick spank, it’s a natural reflex, a force of habit one could very well say.
Oh well, mum’s the word.

[girl]

I like that today, tomorrow and the next day I get to do fun grown-up stuff. And hear good music and wish he was you! *gets kidnapping gear and camouflage undies ready*
I like when boys talk like girls.
But it’s a little embarrassing when someone knows who you are but you think you are meeting for the very first time. But that’s when I just tell people I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time and that I feel like I have forgotten who they are before.

[Robert]

"girl" wrote:

I like that today, tomorrow and the next day I get to do fun grown-up stuff.

Lucky you, three whole days of filling in your taxes, cleaning the gutters, yelling at the electrician who promised the job would be done in two hours but who has spent the best part of the day rummaging your cupboards and trying on your modified girlthongs, and is now so far into the closet that he has legally entered Narnia.

"girl" wrote:

But it’s a little embarrassing when someone knows who you are but you think you are meeting for the very first time.

I’ve told you once, and I’ve told you twice, it comes with the territory when you’re an internet predator.

[Author]

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