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"Robert" wrote:Lucky you, three whole days of filling in your taxes, cleaning the gutters, yelling at the electrician who promised the job would be done in two hours but who has spent the best part of the day rummaging your cupboards and trying on your modified girlthongs, and is now so far into the closet that he has legally entered Narnia.
Yes taxes. Those are extremely fun to do. Especially when you have people downstairs and they yell up "What are you two doing?" And we both blurt out different answers at the same time. And the people downstairs say "Hey wait a minute….How can you be rearranging furniture and be doing your taxes? Especially when your furniture moving backbrace and calculator are both down here?
Quote:I’ve told you once, and I’ve told you twice, it comes with the territory when you’re an internet predator.I secretly hope I have a secret double agent porno twin.
Those are the only type of taxes I do. *whispers* but don’t tell the IRS that Oh, unless you think it’ll get me a rebate.
I like that today is so rainy and dark. It makes me feel like it’s okay to not do any work.
"girl" wrote:Those are the only type of taxes I do. *whispers* but don’t tell the IRS that Oh, unless you think it’ll get me a rebate.I like that today is so rainy and dark. It makes me feel like it’s okay to not do any work.
Gorillas stay in hiding when it`s rainy and dark.And they do taxes and laundry
I did do laundry today.
And this morning before the rain really started to come down, I picked a bum load, like Robert’s sister’s bum in a wedding dress type load, of tomatos to make gazpacho. Now I’m waiting for a companion to show up so we can watch zombies. In business suits.
The zombies. Not us.
Sweet! We should probably star in a tv series now about a crime solving duo who always has fresh laundry. It’ll be called Fluff n’ Fold.
I’ll be Fluff.
You be fold.
I love cities. I was just in 2 major ones over the past week and I think I might be in love. But only in the sort of way where I only want to visit them. I like country living way too much to ever want to move there permanently.
And I absolutely love when someone says the greatest film of all time is Cabin Boy.
And I love the feeling red false eyelashes make on my bare skin.I want to be Dana Carvey in that scenario.
I love October! I think this is the most perfect month of the year. The weather is perfect, you get to dress up and nobody thinks you’re crazy, you get to drink out of spider goblets, and carve pumpkins. Oh my. Speaking of pumpkins…thursday and friday it rained so much there was flooding all over the state and thousands of pumpkins washed away into the rivers.
Luckily I am half fish so I was able to rescue one and then defile it.
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/erotic~vulture/th_PartyZone2010214.jpg?t=1286286054[/img]Some little hands drew on the design for me.
I like chairs that are also race cars. Or at least lets you pretend that they are. I’m a bit sad that they only make those for miniature people.
Squinting while tilting my head slightly sideways, it makes colours and shapes take on new forms and sometimes they are dinosaurs eating airplanes, or boobies. Just boobies, not dinosaurs eating boobies, that would be a wicked waste of natural resources.
Race car beds are really where it’s at though.
And for the past few minutes I have been squinting my eyes and tilting my head trying to see monsters, airplanes and dinosaur boobies but I just don’t see it. Or is making girls tilt their heads, squint their eyes and tap their bottom lip with a quizzical expression really what you like?
And I love love stars above love my Kiera.
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She loves mardi gras beads. Though I think I should put a stop to that."girl" wrote:Or is making girls tilt their heads, squint their eyes and tap their bottom lip with a quizzical expression really what you like?I doubly like it ! Ten times !
I really, honestly, like that tomorrow I’ll be in Spain getting ready for Funtastic Dracula Carnival. I’ve never done it in an UFO before. Not while being concious anyways. And I wholeheartedly accept the challenge the universe has presented me with when it decided to hold the Funtastic Dracula in an UFO. I’m going to make that UFO shake, rattle & roll. And I’ll respect it afterwards.
"Robert" wrote:I’m going to make that UFO shake, rattle & roll.Big Joe Turner!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20Feq_Nt3nM 20Feq_Nt3nM
"Tony Raines" wrote:yo big joe turner these were some cooooool jams.He`s responsible for the Blues Brothers.Belushi and Ackroyd were sitting in a bar in Toronto in the early `70s listening to a canadian blues band cover Big Joe`s Flip Flop Fly.Belushi jumped up and started dancing and thus the Blues Brothers were born
Hendrix on the bagipes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNPAoRsfhUo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNPAoRsf … re=related
Oh my. Are you the mayor of Butts County yet?
I like my pirate boyfriend.
I like when I am in a hurry and wearing clicky heels and the people in front of me look back over their shoulder because it sounds like I am a stalker.
I like when boys have haircuts that make them do this head move ever 4 seconds to get their hair out of their eyes. I know I shouldn’t but I do.
And I like how your mom is super cool and saved all your old toys and then gave them to you so we could do this all night. It started out with us putting it on our tummies and saying "Quaid!" but somehow it took a more disturbing turn.
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