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"essgee09" wrote:I like that Girl is back
Everytime I see that Vermont tourism ad with the girl skiing down the slopes,I say to myself:there`s Girl skiing down the slopes
It is me! Next time we shoot another commercial I’ll hold up a homemade macaroni glitter card that says "Word up, Sexy Grandpa".
Wait a minute, not to sound crass but in this Vermont Ski poster would Girl have to be nude, isn’t it like the law there in Vermont.
If so, Girl I am sure the poster still looks smashing.
"tonas" wrote:Wait a minute, not to sound crass but in this Vermont Ski poster would Girl have to be nude, isn’t it like the law there in Vermont.If so, Girl I am sure the poster still looks smashing.
Girl would`nt look as hot nude as she would in a gorilla suit,ski poles,and a Phish t shirt.That should be the image for Vermont tourism
I think it was pretty much the very best thing I’ve read all day. Another thing to add to the like list…
I like Sexy Grandpa’s idea to boost Vermont tourism.
"girl" wrote:I think it was pretty much the very best thing I’ve read all day. Another thing to add to the like list…I like Sexy Grandpa’s idea to boost Vermont tourism.
Get your gorilla suit ready!You`ll need a large sized Phish shirt over that suit,I`m sure they have overweight fans.
"girl" wrote:Yes! Should I also be holding a bottle of maple syrup?Yes!and waffles and a plate of snow.The ski poles might make a good fork.
Whoa now, settle down SG. We want to attract tourists to Vermont, we don’t want them abandoning their jobs, their lives and their sanity to buy houses here and live here forever in perfect bliss.
I like having friends that wake you up on a saturday with a phone call saying;
we can’t possibly eat all this sushi, nor drink all this chablis alone.
We’re standing outside. Open the door.
Also, we’re packing a briefcase full of vinyl and 6 bottles of mexican cough medicine.Dennis Wilson looked like Lebowski. Or vice versa.
I like girls who say I like you so much better when you’re naked.
I like kissing.
I like waking up next to somebody and when you open your eyes your lips are inches apart.
I like drinking ice water when you first get up.
And I like grapefruit. Even though I eat it in a weird way.
I also like when Professor J Farnsworth says "Unless this is a nude love in, get the hell off of my property!"
"girl" wrote:I also like when Professor J Farnsworth says "Unless this is a nude love in, get the hell off of my property!"Beyond the wild green yonder !
I like girl for liking Professor Farnsworth. And I like Zoidberg a lot when he’s escaping and makes funny noises.
"Good news everybody!"
I also like it when he says "Sweet zombie Jesus!" and when he describes his escapades with Mom as "playing pelvic pinochle"
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