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I know. We are pretty darn awesome.
Pictures of Mrs Levinson is my favorite masturbatory aid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0koz0lGfyrg 0koz0lGfyrg
Oh Mrs. Levinson, you in your two toned pantsuit. I wouldn’t mind having an arm wrestling match with Robert to decide who gets to iron your undies.And by arm wrestling I certainly hope you mean baking strawberry cheesecake and dressing up as members of the The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints and go to the petting zoo and hand out the strawberry cheesecake to senior citizens.
I like listening to Flipper in my office and having people knock on the door, carefully popping their heads in and asking if everything’s ok.
"Robert" wrote:I like listening to Flipper in my office and having people knock on the door, carefully popping their heads in and asking if everything’s ok.And you’re sitting at your desk with your tie wrapped around you head Rambo style?
"girl" wrote:And you’re sitting at your desk with your tie wrapped around you head Rambo style?Sadly, no. That would’ve made the whole experience even sweeter.
*scribbles down in notebook, tie around head, Rambo style, first blood era. Bliss.*And buy yourself a Rambo knife and peel oranges with it in the middle of business meetings!
And then we’ll take a line from Rushmore when Jason Swartzman says to Bill Murray "Were you in the shit?" And Mr. Murray says "Yeah, I was in the shit"
We’ll say that around the office as we belly crawl under ladies chairs and try to look up their skirts.Yes.
But only if I can lie low at your place for a little while to let the heat cool down a little.
Or we could perhaps go on the lam together ?"Call me mint jelly because I’m on the lam!"
Yes, we’ll be outlaws together! We’ll travel by night and sleep in trees during the day. We have to sleep in the trees because of the fierce cheetah population here in Vermont.
Oh, Abe ! Throw your dentures away, they’re messing up your aerodynamics and we’ll need all the speed we can get !
I’ll risk cheetas over wild turkeys any day. Turkeys can’t climb trees either, right ?
Wild turkeys!
They work together with the cheetahs! They pick up the cheetahs and fly them over the tree you’re in and then drop them onto you like furry missles with claws.
but you’re used to this kind of situations, so you’ll protect me ?
I wonder if my umbrella is cheetah proof. I do hope so. Cheetah proof umbrellas! That is pretty much the greatest thing in the world. Oh my. *wipes away tears of laughter*
This whole thing reminds me of a line from Southwood Plantation Road by The Mountain Goats
Our conversations are like minefields, no one’s found a safe way through one yet"Robert" wrote:😉
This whole thing reminds me of a line from Southwood Plantation Road by The Mountain Goats
Our conversations are like minefields, no one’s found a safe way through one yetThe first time I heard the Mountain Goats I ordered a catalog from Shrimper Records.Did`nt order a thing though
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