Insane

[teenage caveman]

"erin the great " wrote:

see, that wouldn’t be too bad. after i die that’d be kinda neat to have your head be a bong. keep on toking after you die, in a way…

but that boy was disturbed.

i completely agree. your friends will never forget you when they’re looking at your cold dead face while taking a hit

[Robert]

"Rich " wrote:

Well at least I’m in good company

If it weren?t for the fact there?s an ocean between us, I?d come over and give you a hug for that comment.
Since I?m geographically challenged, I?d like to urge any freaksceners that reside near Rich to get over to his place and give him a hug.

The whole ?head as a bong,? thing has etched itself on my retina. I will probably have nightmares about people trying to decapitate me in order to get high.

[girl]

"Robert " wrote:

I?d like to urge any freaksceners that reside near Rich to get over to his place and give him a hug.

Go over to old man Rich’s house?! Are you crazy? I hear people go in but never come out.

[Robert]

Oh, that?s right. Gosh, I hope I haven?t sent anyone to their doom by posting that. How thoughtless of me. Sorry.
It rubs the lotion on its skin. *shrugs*

[girl]

"Robert " wrote:

It rubs the lotion on its skin.

I’d like to recant my previous statement. I had no idea Rich was a massage therapist.

[Robert]

Licensed and registered under lotion rubbers local 57.

[girl]

God bless lotion rubbers of the world. Without you, the world would be less lubricated.

[Rich]

"girl " wrote:

"Robert " wrote:

It rubs the lotion on its skin.

I’d like to recant my previous statement. I had no idea Rich was a massage therapist.

Don’t lie, remember I sent you a copy of the book I wrote on how much I love being a Massage Therapist.

[girl]

"Rich " wrote:

Don’t lie, remember I sent you a copy of the book I wrote on how much I love being a Massage Therapist.

And I’ll always treasure my autographed copy of "The Joy of Rubbing Strangers".

[Robert]

"girl " wrote:

"The Joy of Rubbing Strangers".

Don?t you agree that Rich came up with the best name for an autobiography ever, when he released that book ?

[girl]

"Robert " wrote:

"girl " wrote:

"The Joy of Rubbing Strangers".

Don?t you agree that Rich came up with the best name for an autobiography ever, when he released that book ?

Oh yes, I agree with you completely.

[Robert]

That?s why you get all the hugs and tummydances you want.

[girl]

"Robert " wrote:

That?s why you get all the hugs and tummydances you want.

That makes me happy.

[Robert]

We?re a great team. Girl & Robert Inc.

[girl]

We should have matching shirts with our company logo.

[Author]

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