Joke Thread

[Annastefka]

I think that means "turns me on intellectually"

skull f***ing? I’m starting to wonder if "girl" might actually be a boy.

I hear those type of things happen on the internet.

I think we should demand that "she" get a web-cam and take off her clothes and show us that
"Dinosaur Jr" tattoo.

Oh, I’m in the joke thread, One who loves to listen long and gainfully (keyword) employed. I like that poem.
I don’t think many men would want a deaf girl because then it would be difficult to tell her all of things that need to be done. Mute might be alright. No liquor store or golf course, just a rich father.

[girl]

"Annastefka " wrote:

skull f***ing? I’m starting to wonder if "girl" might actually be a boy.

Oh man, I wish Robert was here now.

[Robert]

"girl " wrote:

Oh man, I wish Robert was here now.

I wish I was here then too ! Shoot, to think that I missed it by 20 minutes. Skullf***ing

"Annastefka " wrote:

I’m starting to wonder if "girl" might actually be a boy.

girls a girl, the name sort of gives it away, don’t you think ? Trust me on this one.

[Annastefka]

"Robert " wrote:

Trust me on this one.

Trust you, Royston Vasey, is a fictional town, trust you!!!!

[Robert]

You know, by putting !!! instead of ‘s, it actually looks like you’re supporting the idea instead of questioning it.
I like that.

[Annastefka]

"Robert " wrote:

You know, by putting !!! instead of ‘s, it actually looks like you’re supporting the idea instead of questioning it.
I like that.

Damn, busted, I am.

folks around here make fun of astrology but Moses Siregar wrote this on his web-site about Gemini’s
I think he hit the nail on the head.

Zodiac Sign: Gemini means that

I’m good at not taking things too seriously.
I enjoy being the trickster.
I enjoy a good disagreement.
It’s fun to play the devil’s advocate.
My mind is one of my greatest assets.
I don’t judge people who are not honest.

More on Gemini’s and All of the other signs can be found here………just scroll down.
http://www.astrologyforthesoul.com/relationshipsigns.html”>http://www.astrologyforthesoul.com/rela … signs.html

My favorite Libra saying is "I can be very persuasive"……….thats why us astrology buffs call Libra’s "the iron fist inside a velvet glove"

[Robert]

"Annastefka " wrote:

"the iron fist inside a velvet glove"

thank you, that was a sweet thing to say
(and, no -I am not being ironic)

[girl]

Ha Ha You wear velvet gloves.

[Robert]

And aren’t you just dying to try them on !

[girl]

Yes. I tease because I’m jealous…and a goat…according to the zodiac anyway.

[SG]

"girl " wrote:

Yes. I tease because I’m jealous…and a goat…according to the zodiac anyway.

Tanya Donelly wrote a song for you:Goat Girl

[girl]

"SG " wrote:

Tanya Donelly wrote a song for you:Goat Girl

You’re right! I guess it’s not all that bad being a goat. I have all the tin cans I can eat and I can go around and tell everybody I’m "horny".

[Robert]

"girl " wrote:

Yes. I tease because I’m jealous…and a goat…according to the zodiac anyway.

I wouldn’t put too much weight in what the zodiac says, rumors has it he has been feeling a little under the weather lately.

[K7 Rides Again]

"Annastefka " wrote:

I don’t think many men would want a deaf girl because then it would be difficult to tell her all of things that need to be done.

Oddly enough, I have a wicked joke about this too, but can’t tell it here because it requires hand gestures.

[Robert]

"The return of Kurticus " wrote:

but can’t tell it here because it requires hand gestures.

I think it’s pretty self explanatory that a joke for the deaf required hand gestures.

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