Joke Thread

[K7 Rides Again]

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I think it’s pretty self explanatory that a joke for the deaf required hand gestures.

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Hey, u never know. Jerk!

[K7 Rides Again]

Beer doesn’t make you fat. It makes you lean…

…against the bar, against the wall, against your friends

[tonas]

I used to do standup comedy and I had a bit about seeing a deaf girl looking at dildos in a sex shop. The idea of the joke was the racket she would make during sex, and that you could never tie her up because you couldn’t talk to her. I would say dirty things in a muted voice like a deaf person has, its kind of mean but people would really laugh hard at that joke.

I had another one about peeing with a boner that was a crown favorite, but that one was pure physical comedy.

[SonicD]

racist jokes can be funny when the people who tell it tell jokes about their people. like sasha baron cohen ( borat ) taking the piss out of jews when he is a jew himself.

other idiots who tell racist jokes should just die

[girl]

I love the jokes that come on popsicle sticks. You have your popsicle and on the end of the stick it says "Which part of the body is the most musical?" And then you have to eat the popsicle to find out the answer is "The organs"
That’s pure enjoyment right there.

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