los simpsiones

[K7 Rides Again]

this link http://www.snpp.com/episodes/BABF19
should clear up all the confusion (or make it ten times worse!) as to the whereabouts of Springfield. Scroll halfway down the page and take a gander, then make up your own conclusions! [img]images/smiles/converted/biggrin.gif[/img] (remember it’s just a cartoon and Springfield is just a fictional place!)

[Samwise]

Yeah that’s the one. I remember Bart and Lisa didn’t like it that much…
I+S are just another great creation of the Matt G. and the others.

[everyonelovesjaron]

I like the one where a waffle gets stuck to the ceiling and homer thinks it’s God and goes, ‘God, I know it’s not your will for me to eat thou… mmmm… sacrelidgious…’

Or something like that. [img]images/smiles/converted/biggrin.gif[/img]

[K7 Rides Again]

one of the best is the episode where Maude Flanders dies. When making a dating video for Ned, Homer catches him naked in the shower and the area edited out for Ned’s shlong goes clear past his knee!!! Later in the episode as Ned is going to bed, he takes his picture of God and turns it around backwards. Only on the Simpsons would there be an ACTUAL picture of God!

[everyonelovesjaron]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kurticus7:
<STRONG>one of the best is the episode where Maude Flanders dies. When making a dating video for Ned, Homer catches him naked in the shower and the area edited out for Ned’s shlong goes clear past his knee!!! Later in the episode as Ned is going to bed, he takes his picture of God and turns it around backwards. Only on the Simpsons would there be an ACTUAL picture of God!</STRONG><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I remember that one. It is pretty good. [img]images/smiles/converted/smile.gif[/img]

[Rich]

flanderds is built liek adononis excuse my spelling im drunk

anyway flanders got a huge dong and thats funny and hes 65 years old or something to that nature

[everyonelovesjaron]

Thinking about the debate over where Springfield is, I was watching the Simpsons today and it was the Halloween Special with Homega Man, and when the French launch the atomic bomb on Springfield, you can clearly see it heads towards the Ohio/Michigan area.

Worthless? Pointless info? Perhaps. [img]images/smiles/converted/biggrin.gif[/img]

[Jebus]

Lisa: "You can’t post that on the internet, you don’t even know if it’s TRUE!!!"

Homer: "I hear they got the internet on computers now."

Homer: "I gotta joke about how white people are different from black people. Ya see….white people are named Lenny, and black people are named Carl!!! HAHA HAHA HAHA"

Burns: "He [Smithers] doesn’t know the MEANING of the word "gay"."

Ralph: "I found a moonrock in my nose!!"

Marge: "I’m a lucky woman."
Homer: "And i’m a wonderful man."

Poochie: "Wiggly Wiggly!!"

Bart: "Awww…I gotta moustache comb. What’d you get Lis."
Lisa: "A fake moustache. Wanna comb it??"

Nurse: "Doctor, you’ve gotta call from the coroner."
Dr. Nick: "Awwww….not THAT guy again!!!"

Cletus’ girlfriend (while she and Cletus are making out in the back of the truck): "Cletus, how come you had to park so close to my parents!!!"
Cletus: "Awwww…their my parents too!!!"

Homer: "I’ve never been a praying man, but if your up there, please SAVE me SUPERMAN!!!"

Homer: "A gun is not a weapon…it’s a tool. Like a butcher knife, a harpoon….or an alligator."

Homer: "I can’t be a missionary…..I don’t even believe in JEBUS!!! SAAAAAAAVE ME JEEEEEBUSSSSSS!!!!"

[defduck]

Granpa: Now, my story begins in nineteen dickity-two. We had to say dickity, cause the Keyser had stolen our word twenty. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickity-six miles.

Martin: Dickity, highly dubious.

Grandpa: What are you cacklin at fatty, too much pie thats yours problem.

best episode EVER

<FONT>[ July 06, 2001 11:17 AM: Message mutated 1 time, lastly by defduck ]</font>

[K7 Rides Again]

sorry but i had to bring this one back. Jsut saw the show for the first time in like 3 weeks.

Waiter-cigarette miss?
McClure- you bet’cha, now she’s smoking for two!

Grandpa-you remind me of a poem I can’t remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I’m not sure I’ve ever been to.

Willy-there’s nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman.

[img]images/smiles/converted/biggrin.gif[/img]

[AGAP]

Had to bump this thread up cause of some recent news… Homer is Canadian <img>

Although is that really something to be thrilled aboot <img> <img> <img>

Allison <img>

[jackass_johson]

The best episode is the one where Bart takes Focosyn. Great stuff.

Homer "hooked" on medical marijuana was great.

[AGAP]

Prayer, the last resort of the scoundrel <img>

Lisa made that comment after seeing Bart praying for a snow storm to avoid a test… <img>

Allison

my spelling sucks <img> <img> <img>

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