The PRS/Mesa boogie halfstack is the official hessian rig for the last ten years. I hear that you can also get a coupon for baggie shorts and a Limp Bizkit hat,which only fits when worn off center, with each purchase.
I love whipping out my epi v or squier and being dismissed by the " real metal bands" only to have them ask "How did you mod that fender to be so loud?".
The electro harmonix electric mistress is awesome for the old space ship noise!!!!