clownboat – n. – An insult of mid level severity. ex. "Yes, I DO know how HTML works, clownboat."
wernox’s dillemma – n. the situation where a thread is started and immediately plummits to the bottom of the page, but the author doesn’t know whether the cause was it was "that awful" or "the definitive post on the subject, leaving nothing else to say." ex. Everything jaron posts.
jumping my ass – v. – thinking "kissing my ass" but rude-er. ex. "Jump my ass, shithole."