Moving to Brattleboro, Vermont

[girl]

Ahem

[Robert]

excuse me ?

[girl]

Oh, I’m sorry, I think I had something caught in my throat.

[Robert]

Ok, I almost thought that you were implying something.
Well, better you than the dog.

[fata morgana]

"Robert " wrote:

"girl " wrote:

I don’t think I’ll have to worry about that…I don’t have a body part that looks like a dog bone. Hurray for no tails!

I am well aware of that. In fact that is part of what makes you so fascinating to me. I was speaking for myself, hence the ´I´ll keep a safe distance.´

…I hope your boner will too…

[Robert]

We have this agreement that wherever I go, he follows. It´s best that way.

[girl]

"Robert " wrote:

Ok, I almost thought that you were implying something.
Well, better you than the dog.

Wait a minute…Are you now implying that I’m going to try to bite your weiner?

[Robert]

Don´t look at me, I´ve never even posten in this thread. You must be imagening things.

[girl]

You’re damn right I’m imagining things! …I’m imagining you naked.

[Robert]

So what are you saying, the striptease video I uploaded to youtube isn´t good enough, you´d rather imagine than watch the video ?
It was hell finding those velcro pants you know, would´ve been nice if you at least faked some appreciation.

[girl]

It was shoddy work at best. Why don’t you watch a little film called Flash Dance and then get back to me.

[Robert]

Now you tell me. I guess I shouldn´t have trusted Rich when he said that all girls would love a Homer Simpson style striptease.

[girl]

No, no, Rich was right. You were just doing more d’ohs then you were doing woo hoos.

[Robert]

I see. Well, it´s back to the gym to practice then. That is, if I can squeeze it into my busy schedule of being naked in Brattleboro.

[girl]

I think you being naked in vermont is top priority.

[Author]

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