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September 14, 2009 at 12:50 pm #51240
anything you would like to know about him?
September 14, 2009 at 3:47 pm #136509Is it true that he has a life size replica of the Death Star in pure gold ?
September 14, 2009 at 4:33 pm #136510I bet it is.
I heard he once shot a man just to watch him die, then he got distracted and missed it.
September 14, 2009 at 4:53 pm #136511Oh no ! Poor Patrick Murphy, what a complete let down that must have been !
According to the Guinness Book Of World Records Patrick Murphy has the worlds largest collection of garden gnomes dressed in hello kitty underwear.
September 14, 2009 at 5:00 pm #136512*uh guys i think she`s talking about Murph*
*awaits Lou`s babysitter from 1974 to appear*
September 14, 2009 at 5:03 pm #136513
Oh my, we are complete idiots. 
Well, now that SG has cleared that up… Is it true that if you attend a dinner party at Murph’s mansion, that you have to vault across a pit of poisonous monkey-snakes to get to the wash room?
September 14, 2009 at 5:08 pm #136514ummm…..

yes, we are completele idiots, but that doesn’t mean that I’m not curious about his solid gold Death Star.September 14, 2009 at 5:52 pm #136515"Robert" wrote:solid gold Death Star.Is that like Casey Kasem working for Darth Vader?
September 14, 2009 at 5:55 pm #136516"girl" wrote:Well, now that SG has cleared that up… Is it true that if you attend a dinner party at Murph’s mansion, that you have to vault across a pit of poisonous monkey-snakes to get to the wash room?The monkey snakes guard the drum kits in the room of drums,the washroom has soap and sushi galore.
September 16, 2009 at 11:01 am #136517I have been too busy to post at Freakscene…I never thought my life would come to this….I came to address Tonas’ "eating out at the "Y"….but then I found this….I had a feeling it was gonna be better…..
"Robert" wrote:Is it true that he has a life size replica of the Death Star in pure gold ?life size….effin….life size…that’s my… effin…favorite part….Where would you park that thing?
Solid Gold baby…that’s my next favorite part.
Do I have a question for the "daughter"…..no, not really….WAIT A MINUTE…one is comming…..Do you know if Murph….uhhh, on second thought, I think I better not ask that.
September 16, 2009 at 11:39 am #136518Wait…does Patrick Murphy have a life sized replica of the Death Star in solid gold? I was sort of chuckling because I knew you couldn’t find a place to put one if you had one, then my husband told me if you could afford to have one ….you could afford a place to put it.
Is there another Patrick Murphy, who has more money than Murph or are we talking about our Murph, because if it’s Murph, I had no idea they were pulling in that kind of cash, but now it’s all starting to come together in my mind. I mean the tickets for Dinosaur Jr in Atlanta are like $30.00 bucks each….now I see what time it is…..life size replica of the Death Star in solid gold time.
LUCKY Patrick Murphy….and Lucky Leanne it seems she has a fine daughter.
September 16, 2009 at 12:37 pm #136519If Murph does`nt have the death star in solid gold,we should buy him one
We could sell chocolate bars and gorilla underwear
September 16, 2009 at 1:34 pm #136520"essgee09" wrote:If Murph does`nt have the death star in solid gold,we should buy him one
We could sell chocolate bars and gorilla underwear 
OH, Murph does deserve that and we, the fans, in order to form a more perfect union, should get it for him.
Dino Chocolate bars sold door to door, girls scout style…with names like "Chunks" (pecans and raisins) and "Repulsion" a dark chocolate bar with a hint of J Mascis’ urine (don’t be disgusted, a few of my friends injest their own urine, and can tell you all about the good health benefits, and I’m not kidding)Hey daughter of Leanne, when Patrick came to pick up your Mama for a date, did you ever hear this song blasting from his car stereo?……………http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P95HLrZZefs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P95HLrZZ … re=related
It’s one of my favorite songs and I was wondering if we, you know, had something in common.
September 16, 2009 at 2:37 pm #136521More Dino chocolate bars…
Oat There(with oats)
The Gargoyle In Tinfoil
Budge Fudge
They Always Rum(with rum)September 17, 2009 at 6:18 pm #136522"Annastefka" wrote:now I see what time it is…..life size replica of the Death Star in solid gold time.You know it !
"Annastefka" wrote:a few of my friends injest their own urine, and can tell you all about the good health benefits, and I’m not kiddingDo they by any chance live in Royston Vasey and look like this ?
[img]http://www.lunacynet.com/league/images/ladl_harvey.jpg[/img][img]http://www.lunacynet.com/league/images/s1_valNoBraid.jpg[/img]I wish girl was here, she would get a kick out of this.
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