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I’m so sorry, I owe all my Freaksceners a Kayne West style apology! Talking about urine is uncalled for in polite company. It just so happens that my good buddy J (yes) "roadbird" Goldberg, a wandering vegetarian Jew, proficient in the art of "Jew-jit-su" and frequent consumer of what I like to call his "Mahabharata Cocktail" was visiting me during the time I was posting on Freakscene. I told him I had been feeling a little "puny" lately and probably should go back on some sort of iron supplement, especially during "my moon" and he became inspired to (again) go into his "urine therapy" promotional speech with me…begging me to try for just a "few weeks" to see how good I could feel. He says that I don’t need to drink the stuff straight up but that I should mix it into a nice tall glass of fresh juice or pour some over a big bowl of fruit.
I keep telling him "Uhh, that’s never going to happen" and although he is one of my best friends he then lashes out at me saying "I never thought you could be so closed minded""Tell me something Good……..Tell me that you like it ,yeah"
Robert, Do some of the folks in Royston Vasey drink their own urine?
Oh, interesting side note, my friend J "roadbird" lives in Royston, Georgia, just about 25 minutes North East of Athens.Murph is patrick murphy. they just call him that for short. Let me tell you…hes a nice guy. Its just that the world he lives in is party world 24/7. That is why my mother an him had alot of issues when they were dating for a few years. I think hes a very talentad drummer. He tought my sister how to play. My mother met him in 2005 when he was living in a half way house. He was an alcoholic an coke head. An whould take any pills he could get his hands on. Im not to sure if hes cleaned up sence then, i know hes been to a few rehabs within the past few years. Ihope hes doing better. I feel bad for him really. hmmm not sure what else to say.
"leannesdaughter" wrote:Murph is patrick murphy. they just call him that for short. Let me tell you…hes a nice guy. Its just that the world he lives in is party world 24/7. That is why my mother an him had alot of issues when they were dating for a few years. I think hes a very talentad drummer. He tought my sister how to play. My mother met him in 2005 when he was living in a half way house. He was an alcoholic an coke head. An whould take any pills he could get his hands on. Im not to sure if hes cleaned up sence then, i know hes been to a few rehabs within the past few years. Ihope hes doing better. I feel bad for him really. hmmm not sure what else to say.You might as well be describing any of us Freaksceners.
"erin the great" wrote:You might as well be describing any of us Freaksceners.If she would have described him being a kind and gentle lover and having an intense passion for apple picking then that definitely would have described every single Freakscener ever born…or created in a lab like some of us.
"girl" wrote:having an intense passion for apple pickingWe turn over apple carts with the pounding of our hearts
"girl" wrote:"erin the great" wrote:You might as well be describing any of us Freaksceners.If she would have described him being a kind and gentle lover and having an intense passion for apple picking then that definitely would have described every single Freakscener ever born…or created in a lab like some of us.
Let just pray that none of us Freaksceners are robots.
"tonas" wrote:Let just pray that none of us Freaksceners are robots.Or vampires
*actually I`m a umpire,not vampire*
*SAFE!*
*YER OUT!*
Oh, the many hats of SG…
Vampire, umpire, president of the This Many Boyfriends Club, Canadian…
Oh my! I think we should join forces to make Leannesdaughter a tee that says "My mother dated Patrick Murphy and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."
"girl" wrote:Oh my! I think we should join forces to make Leannesdaughter a tee that says "My mother dated Patrick Murphy and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."Could it say
and a ride to the restaurant at the end of the universe in a solid gold replica of the death star
on the back ?also,
ps. this t.shirt is rather awesome ds."Robert" wrote:Could it say
and a ride to the restaurant at the end of the universe in a solid gold replica of the death star
on the back ?also,
ps. this t.shirt is rather awesome ds.Yes! Though you are going to have to pay for the extra lettering since all my money is tied up in the production of gorilla undies and Dino chocolate bars.
ps Stefka! In my dreams he always drives up to my house playing that song.
pps Robert! Micturate Benjamin! Micturate!
"girl" wrote:Yes! Though you are going to have to pay for the extra lettering since all my money is tied up in the production of gorilla undies and Dino chocolate bars.Ok then, I will get a second mortgage on my appartment to raise the money needed !
"girl" wrote:pps Robert! Micturate Benjamin! Micturate! 
And that’s the story of how robert laughed so hard tiny bits of an orange flew from his mouth and plastered the laptop."Robert" wrote:Ok then, I will get a second mortgage on my appartment to raise the money needed !Way to be committed to the cause! Now there is absolutely no other choice but for her to love and cherish this t-shirt! *shakes fist Homer Simpson style* Cherish it!
Quote:😆 And that’s the story of how robert laughed so hard tiny bits of an orange flew from his mouth and plastered the laptop.Too bad only me and you got it.
"girl" wrote:Way to be committed to the cause! Now there is absolutely no other choice but for her to love and cherish this t-shirt! *shakes fist Homer Simpson style* Cherish it! I can’t think of a scenario where she doesn’t love and cherish it. It’s unfathomable. To the max."girl" wrote:Too bad only me and you got it.Indeed. We might need to send ‘Stefka a copy of the dvds for christmas.
"Robert" wrote:Indeed. We might need to send ‘Stefka a copy of the dvds for christmas.I have often thought of sending Stefka a giant cake that I jump out of as a gift, but dvds? That’s so crazy it just might work!
Plus how great would it be if she were in on the joke! We could all laugh together and walk around wearing our homemade t-shirts that say "Royston Vasey Pee Patrol" !
"girl" wrote:I have often thought of sending Stefka a giant cake that I jump out of as a gift, but dvds? That’s so crazy it just might work!Plus how great would it be if she were in on the joke! We could all laugh together and walk around wearing our homemade t-shirts that say "Royston Vasey Pee Patrol" !
That would be spectacular on so many levels !
I wonder if the dvds will reach her if I send it adressed to
Mrs Hippie Hotness
Athens, Georgia
USA.
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