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Joy oh joy
[1]usually, when I’ve been too lazy(hung over etc,) to make my own sushi I’ve had to walk about 200 metres to buy it at sushi king(lame name, great sushi.) BUT ! Last week Sushi Quick Lunch(see previous remark regarding name,) sprung out of a wall only 159 metres from my front door. I am looking at a endless supply of sushi. In both directions. It’ll be allmost like hiking, if I’m feeling frisky and up for anything I’ll venture the whole 200 metres to sushi king, on the occasions where I’m a bit under the weather I only have to endure 159 grueling(sp?) metres before whipping out my sashimi, nigiri and maki needs.[2]The korova milkbar is reopened and ready for some of the good old ultraviolence ! On my tshirt that is.
Where is crocodille dundee when you need him?
I was heading home from work early early early this morning, looking forward to some nap time after a couple of days of no sleep. Suddenly(I would like to say out of the blue, but nothing comes out of the blue -except more blue,) this guy walks up next to me, pulls out a knife and says something along the lines of give me your money or else.
And in my sleepdeprived state I don’t understand right away what he says, so I just mumble no thanks, and keep on walking. After a few metres I realize what just happened, turn around and see the guy standing there, knife in hand, with a dumbstruck expression on his face.
This is advice from a pro boys and girls:
If you’re ever being robbed, just say no thanks.[img]http://renandstimpy.org/img/107_s1_4.jpg[/img]
HEY KIDS ONLY 5 MORE DAYS TILL KILTED YAKS EVE
SO START DECORATING YOUR HOUSE WITH DISPOSABLE DIAPERS
[img]http://renandstimpy.org/img/107_s1_1.jpg[/img]And don’t forget to fill your Dad’s boots up with coleslaw
[img]http://renandstimpy.org/img/107_s1_2.jpg[/img]If you look closely you can see him
[img]http://renandstimpy.org/img/107_s1_3.jpg[/img]
[img]http://renandstimpy.org/img/107_s1_4.jpg[/img]Now be sure to leave you hot lather and razor
[img]http://renandstimpy.org/img/107_s1_5.jpg[/img]And wait till the mornings suprise
[img]http://renandstimpy.org/img/107_s1_6.jpg[/img] [img]http://renandstimpy.org/img/107_s1_8.jpg[/img]
[img]http://renandstimpy.org/img/107_s1_9.jpg[/img]and if your lucky youll get a nice little present in the morning
[img]http://renandstimpy.org/img/107_s1_10.jpg[/img]I`m snowed in again.The news reports called it ‘pummeled’ this morning now they`re calling it ‘socked’.I see no pummels or sox outside
"Rich" wrote:[img]http://renandstimpy.org/img/107_s1_4.jpg[/img]HEY KIDS ONLY 5 MORE DAYS TILL KILTED YAKS EVE
The celtic mafia are excited about the kilt part
"Robert" wrote:no thanks.best quote of today
(good that nothing happened, with he had a knife and all!
)yeah, had I been remotely awake and concious I’d given him the money with a big smile, rather than risking having to try get away from a knife. but it shows that luck follows the stupid.
How come Suchi Quick Lunches can spring out of walls when nothing except blue can come out of the blue?
And Rich’s pictures that are gone are making me curious now.
My pictures should make your curious, you just wait till there back up there, and as for snow, I spend the past 3 days stuck inside the house with nothing to do but try to get alcohol poison, now thats when you know a snowfall is really
"maxini" wrote:How come Suchi Quick Lunches can spring out of walls when nothing except blue can come out of the blue?a clever mix of voodoo and covering up the windows where the Sushi Quick Lunch will appear.
whew ! it’s a good thing you were so sleepy + so nonchalant (sp?) + so lucky to escape the knife man …
Encouraged by collegues(sp?) I’ve decided to start teaching selfdefence,
coma kung fu. It’s very easy, and you don’t have to buy any fancy and expensive apparel + you won’t get sweaty during or after the classes.
I think this will appeal to a lot of people. Especially norwegians who are experts in/at(?) saying no thanks.
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