Oh no! Don’t tell Greg Sage!
Greg Sage, your name is fantastic. It rhymes with Leg Cage. And I doubt if you found out I was secretly thinking about the front man of Yes you’d go into a jealous rage.
So don’t try to come between us, SG. Our fictional, make believe, fantasy island love runs too deep for that.
Greg Sage, if you ever read this please don’t get a restraining order on me